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Where can we put Obama's picture?

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by bitterweed, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. bitterweed

    bitterweed New Member Past Donor

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    bitterweed, Oct 24, 2011
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    His charisma is quite astounding, and these people, like teflon Reagan, generally survive criticism.
     
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  3. bitterweed

    bitterweed New Member Past Donor

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    What I've found astounding about Obama is his arrogance...I've never noticed the charisma..but then, I don't view all men as sexual objects..:-D
     
    bitterweed, Oct 25, 2011
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    kk8 New Member Past Donor

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    Try this...

    "Teflon Obama"

    "Charismatic Reagan"

    There that's better.
     
    kk8, Oct 25, 2011
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    I thought about vinyl wrapping my toilet to always have a reason to wizz on Obama's face.
     
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    In the bottom of my toilet bowl. :twisted:
     
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    What a waste!

    Try to export as many of his pictures as possible to China, and you will make tons of money and help reduce America's debt.

    Obama seems to be more popular in China than in his own country as indicated in the links below:

    "Obama Fried Chicken" to open in China
    http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-rice-bowl/obama-fried-chicken-open-china

    Obama Fried Chicken Restaurant In China Sparks Controversy
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/03/obama-fried-chicken-china_n_992765.html

    This Exists: ‘Obama Fried Chicken’ Is China’s Newest Fast Food Craze
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/this-exists-obama-fried-chicken-is-chinas-newest-fast-food-chain/
     
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    The newly introduced $1000 dollar bill will have Obama's picture on it. The current $100 Benjamin Franklin will be out of date now.

    You will need a pushcart to carry your paper money, but at least you will not have any-thing to worry about.

    WHAHAHAHA
     
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    Good prediction, except that it had never been mentioned in the Bible.

    Your $1000 dollar bill may not be enough. Instead, a $100 000 dollar bill may be required just to buy a small ice-cream for a kid in the US.

    HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.
     
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    Where to put Obama's pic?

    Easy - in the Post Office along with the rest of the Democrat marauders.

    [​IMG]
     
    darckriver, Oct 26, 2011
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    Its like the liberal complaint about our rotten health care system, according to them. I was in London with my wife. Went into a McDonald's, got a medium diet coke and a small ice cream cone. $9.50 US.
     
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    That's funny...but try this.

    Drain your toilet and let it dry thoroughly. Wipe it clean with a strong cleanser and then take a photo and paste it to the bottom. When the paste is dry put one or two layers of acrylic fixer on it as you would a fiber glass repair job. Let it dry for an hour and you won't need Metamucil ever again
     
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