Why are most Europeans such twits?

I reckon you've watched too many episodes of Friends. Its dulled your ability to show off blighty humour

 

i thought shooting up in schools was something for you flops?

 

That means something in Latvian? What?

 

I think a lot of people just don't want to know about politics and the like. They'd rather live in blissful ignorance. Quite often I envy them (well, the 'blissful' bit at least). :0)

 

Well, the tories throw them all out of work, of course, and then complain that the 'benefits' rise as a result. Even the mugs begin to notice when they try to live on grass.

 

Not to mention Cameron and co. continuing to fill Britain with cheap imported labour and then calling the jobless "idle". Er, no Call-me-Dave, old bean, there aren't actually any jobs going right now.

 

No, they don't. Unemployment is going down and the employment rate is currently at the highest it's ever been.

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If you go on the Jobcentre Plus website you will see thousands of them advertised.

 

How's the underemployment rate?

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Er, can we have the "official" unemployment figures and then the real ones?

 

Don't be daft. Irony is against the 97th Amendment, and Humour was banned as part of Jim Crow legislation not yet repealed! Senator McCarthy saw to it that laughing at jokes rather than cripples was nasty and red!

 

We might offer some foreign layabout his. Apart from the class war bit, nobody could be worse at it!