Smartie's Holiday Bar & Grill #49

Ain't that the truth, girlfriend? Lol, maybe a youth and a instant lesbian fountain. Did I just say that??!!!

 

Now why isn't somebody working on that invention?

Nice to see you, JF. Hope you have a Merry Christmas, sweetie.

 

Yep.
All the GF's I've ever had have been way, way hotter than me. True story.
(although the second one, she was also way, way, WAY crazier than me. NOT a good combination )

Cain't ya jus get 'em drunk and shave their legs?
You mean some men would object to this?

I'll see what I can do about getting a youth/instant lesbian fountain into production.

HEY!
Maybe I can get a grant to support my research!
(and no, I am NOT talking politics in here, do NOT boot my bootie outta here again!)

 

Morning.
Well, I like boys, with or without pills, but I did shave a guy's legs once, and another guy's head.
True story. Ah yes, the things you do for fun.
Turned out great btw, all the other guys followed suit and we had a bunch of bald, hairless legged men running about.

 

remeber this thread tresha? Dear expert lesbian lol!!

 

Quiz the Lesbian!
I've thought of it fondly and often thought of starting another one here!!

 

be gentle tresha. theres a guy on another forum whos goin thru a sex change and were getting a blow by blow...

ne way its tmi i prefer sweet mysteries of life lol

go cowboys!

 

Please tell me that "blow by blow" is just....an unfortunate choice of words......

Not to worry, the thread I had way back when specifically stated that I wouldn't acknowledge, much less respond too, questions about anything specifically sexual.
It was more of an "myths vs realities", "Pre-conceived concepts vs. what life as a dyke really is" things like that.

It was a fun thread!
Lots of people participated and (most) were respectful.

There were quite a few people who mentioned they'd never thought of things from the perspective they saw in that thread.
(I got lots and lots of toaster ovens for that thread!)

GO COWBOYS!!!!!
(as I type this, 4 minutes left in the 3rd, 'Boys down by 7.
Come on 'Boys!!!!!

(is it really, really rude to hope RGIII re-hurts his knee in Philadelphia?)

 

tied up woo hoo

go cowboys

 

SON OF A BISCUIT EATING, PIG WALLERING, DUCK SMACKER!!!!



I was sitting here chanting, "turnover, turnover, turnover, turnover, turnover".
Apparently I should have been more specific!

Go RAVENS!
(Cowboys training staff needs to give DeWare some pain injections and get him ready for RGIII next week)

 

Poor Romo and the 'boys. Lost by 3 pts in OT.

But we're still alive in the playoffs. *crosses fingers & toes*

OK, made 2 batches of fudge today (1 w/nuts, 1 w/o) and a huge batch of divinity that turned out perfect. Candy-making season is officially over.

Wonder if Falena did the candy thing like she said earlier?

Mmmmm, Divinity

 

As of right now, on my "magic TV" delayed game time....it's 13:20 left in the third of the Giants/Ravens games and Giants are getting squished.

My Sweeties' ex's GF (follow that?) has been making/sending fudge.
Hmmmmm.
She made some peanut butter fudge that Sweetie didn't like.....(aw, what shame) and then some caramel fudge that we all liked and did not last long.

 

Wooooohoooooooo!

Giants lost! (badly too )

Here's a puzzler:
Football talking guys keep saying that b/c Dallas lost today, Giants still have a shot at making the playoffs, being NFC East champs-----but in order for that to happen, Giants have to win next week, (vs. Eagles, pretty sure they're ok) AND Washington and Dallas have to lose.

Dallas and Washington are playing each other!
How can they BOTH lose the same game?

Makes my head itch!

 

Yeah, I quit trying to figure out exactly what has to happen... and just wait. I know it involves the Redskins and I HATE THE (*)(*)(*)(*)ing REDSKINS... no racial bias intended.

A lot of teams have been equally mediocre this year. Nuthin to write home about, but we'll take a win if we can get it.

 

I didn't mean no racial bias neither, I just kept hoping/praying/wishing RGIII would screw up his knee playing a gimme game against the Eagles and be out for next week.

But noooooooooooooo.

He appears good to go.

(If Cowboys go down....I might even root AFC this year. Likin' the Houston Texans. Though amber and I agree it's one of the stupidest mascot names.....like.....ever.)

 

Everybody's probably gonna be busy for the next couple of days... but just in case anyone stops in... I wanna wish you all a very Merry Christmas! Enjoy your families and friends and remember the reason for the season!

HO HO HO!!

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I'll be around.
My Sweetie's got the bronchitis and we weren't doing nuthin' for Christmas anyway.
I'll keep an eye on the joint and the eggnog a'flowin'!

*grabs apron picks up "NO POLITICS" stick to wave around as needed*

 

I caved and tried the Macrib earlier than expected. It was good, but it has to be cooked right out of the Macdonalds pot, because when they leave it lying around it becomes horrible and hard.

Not good for the digestive tract, but need a bit more fiber in the diet and went to Atlanta bread. They serve whole wheat sandwiches to get the system moving.

Happy holidays.

 

I was wrong.
Won't be here much at all over the next few days.
amber is much sicker than we first thought, her temp topped out at over 103 this morning; scrambling about to take care of her, try and get her seen by a doctor etc....

*tosses apron to LM*

Y'all have a blessed holiday, see y'all soonest!

tresh
Your Official Texas Lesbian
(Or Texbian)

 

Hi guys,

Merry Christmas.

 

Smokey..whatchabeenburning?

 

Merry Christmas everyone

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Christmas greetings everyone!

Nice to see you Ange... Merry Christmas to you and yours! Hope you'll come back when you can stay longer!

Thinking of OT and hoping he's home for Christmas... but even if he's not ready for that yet, I bet that sweet wife of his is right there with him tonight.

Tresha, hope your sweetie is feeling better. There's some nasty flu going around... knocked one of my co-workers out for a week... and he's 24 yrs old! High fever is part of it. Bummer for Christmas!

Glad to have the family gathering behind me so I can ad lib the rest of the holiday. It was great to see everyone and the new (6 mos old) baby girl in the family is the cutest baby EVER! Caroline... like the Kennedy. I tried not to think about how it feels to be a great, GREAT aunt.

 

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amber's fever has gone to under a hundred!!!!!!

We finally remembered we have ibuprofin in addition to tylenol, so we's been alternating 'em.

She had some noodles w/broth and is drinking 32oz of water every 2 hours or so.

I've already told her, "Putting my foot down," (as it were, still won't lay flat ) "I am walking the doggies tomorrow morning, NOT you." **serious tresh glare*

Will be the first time since I've had the stroke.
Y'all pray for me----the bigger one we call our "small horse/dog". She can reach the counter top without hardly stretching. Eke.


Smartie!
My favorite niece has always called me her "Cool Aunt Tresha"; she's pregnant with her first baby; told her "I'm not crazy about the idea of being a Great Aunt" so I'm gonna be "Super Cool Aunt Tresha" instead.

You can use it!

Merry Christmas y'all!!!