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  1. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Oh sure. Yeah...I been called all that and 'stunning' too. Although I don't know if that was in reference to my appearance or what I blurted out of my mouth. lol


    On this site have I ever been called gorgeous?
    Hmmm....

    No, not even close. Condescending (*)(*)(*)(*)(*), slut, (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) and names kind of along those lines.

    WOooo I tell yah, MMC. Thank Jesus in Heaven for that sticks and stones thing.

    Sticks and stones may break my bones,
    But names will never harm me.
    When I die you shall cry, for calling me the names you called me.

    Tissue coupons...I got tissue coupons here. Ahahahahahha

    [video=youtube;Jp6j5HJ-Cok]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6j5HJ-Cok[/video]
     
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  2. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] Are you trying to tell me you, Ya don't wear Spiked High Heels Falena? [​IMG] ..... [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;fOKtbJfNLFk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOKtbJfNLFk[/video]
     
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  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Foolie... it's not 50's retro... it's called 'mid century modern' on HGTV. Just find yourself a red and chrome dinette set and you'll be halfway there. ;)
     
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  4. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Last time I wore heals like that I got stuck in the mud.
    Not much traction in a heal the size of the tip of your pinky.

    You get stuck in the mud with strap on spiked heals you never forget. lmao

    You know, spiked heals are stealth ninja weapons if you know how to use them.
     
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    015.jpg Is there anything as cute as a calf's face..so sweet. I was looking for mimosa to dig up and this is what a I got instead a picture... Cows are as curious as cats. I am bored...not bored enough to iron pillow cases though.
     
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  6. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Not when you around a guy that knows how to dance.....girly. [​IMG] Just sayin. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;Vk1YtbkZTqc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk1YtbkZTqc[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    You aren't kidding.
    Nothing like being lead around the dance floor with a guy who really knows how to dance.
    Least that's what I notice when I was fixing the strap on one of my two left shoes.

    I dont care what Smartie says. You aint lived till you dance to this with heavy garlic breath, gravy on your blouse and one heal missing 'cause it got stuck in the mud.

    [video=youtube;1gab2Vuz2Nk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gab2Vuz2Nk[/video]
     
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  8. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] Well, they do say even a Rare Masterpiece.....has to Work It. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;zm28EEeyLek]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm28EEeyLek[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Thanks for the nightmare tonight MMC. If I dream of Fly Face its on you, Pal.
    lol


    [video=youtube;Y0dEuC_8YYQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0dEuC_8YYQ[/video]
     
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  10. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] Don't worry girly.....some of that Garlic, and rest assured you can climb aboard that Dreamweaver. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;n-DmAh0dObI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-DmAh0dObI[/video]
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Of course if Granny lived in an old shoe it might not make a difference all the
    Elvis 50's memorabilia { is that spelled rite ? }.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I dunno I seem to recall how Norman Bates had that fly gig down pat,If I'm
    not mistaken.He was so harmless he wouldn't even harm a fly.
    Just watch him { in catatonic state } ignore that fly buzzing around.
    Kinda reminds me of the Old Yahoo Boards.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    How did I miss this?
    I had roast beef for lunch. My God what did I do? lol

    That's a great picture. Cows are so cool. They just are. I worked on a farm when I was a kid. Had a black Angus that we couldn't get in the barn. Took a bucket of feed and walk up shaking the bucket.
    Im laughing already.
    Shook the bucket and got his attention. He started slowly walking and so did I towards the barn. He picked up the tempo and so did I. He started running and so did I. I ran like a yankee with a black Angus Bull chasing her. I got about 4 ft from the barn door and fell. Feed all over me and the ground. I don't think I even stopped rolling before I got up and kept running like hell. The Angus stopped to eat.

    Best part of all?
    It took me years to realize I should have dropped the bucket.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    [video=youtube;6S3mPvu7Cfc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S3mPvu7Cfc[/video]
     
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  15. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    So hows all doing tonight? [​IMG] MMC in Da House. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;MZjAantupsA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA[/video]
     
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  16. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, barflies. Time to celebrate the fact that it's not Monday!


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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What's not Monday ... Tuesday.Mere Tuesday.
    let me remind you that Tuesday is not yesterday or tomorrow,either.
    But it IS today.
    So half a dozen of others and - With Six You Get Eggroll -.
    " What If I don't like Egg Rolls ... Mommie " ?
    " You'll eat that Egg roll on yer plate Herbert or no TV afterwards ".
    " But Mommy ... Mommy. There is No - TV afterwards - on tonight.
    That comes on tomorrow night.Y'know Wednesdays. "
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    No idea what you just said, but good morning, foolie. Happy whatever day it is.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    " But Mommie ... Mommie ... wasn't that what Gramps used to sing all the
    time.Somethin' about - Happy Days are here Again -.
    Or was that Little Opie ? "
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I think it was little Foolie.

    Or was that little Lord Faulteroy?
     
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    Mornin' People of the Strange Brew.....Today is Two for Tuesday. So any Music.....please remember to play 2 songs of that group.

    [​IMG]

    Also SMW......no spiking Follardi's coffee this early in the mornin'. :rolleyes:
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Im working too hard today. My brain just sent me that message. lol
    Music...
    [video=youtube;Gi1Hq_41kUQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi1Hq_41kUQ[/video]

    [video=youtube;OnFlx2Lnr9Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Back to work.

    [video=youtube;szT7cPPDKq4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szT7cPPDKq4[/video]

    [video=youtube;_qqvdOwoN-Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qqvdOwoN-Y[/video]
     
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  24. MMC

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    Heya Falena. [​IMG] Are you telling me you had dreams that has you ready to Work It? [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    G'day, y'all. Made it to lunchtime. Too hard to post vids from my phone... I'll just groove to whatever y'all play.

    *grooves*
     
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