Dismiss Notice
Thanks for being a member of our community. Please donate toward site expenses if you can.

Smartie's Texas Honky Tonk #58

Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Aug 8, 2014.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 32 of 35
  1. Prunepicker

    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2014
    Messages:
    6,079
    Likes Received:
    487
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Serious question.

    What does A MEEEEEEE ZING mean? I believe it's about as
    stupid as anything I've ever heard. Seriously. A MEEEEEEE ZING?
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 9, 2014
    #776
  2. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2013
    Messages:
    25,394
    Likes Received:
    8,172
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Wife, her best friend and BF's granddaughter all just left for Los Angeles. Back Saturday. Just me, two dogs and a cat.
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 10, 2014
    #777
  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    55,913
    Likes Received:
    24,873
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Good morning and Happy Birthday to me!

    Sweet 16 and never been kissed. *koff*

    Beautiful sunrise over the ocean. Couldn't ask for a better day. :)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 10, 2014
    #778
  4. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2013
    Messages:
    25,394
    Likes Received:
    8,172
    Trophy Points:
    113
    [​IMG]
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 10, 2014
    #779
  5. Texan

    Texan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2014
    Messages:
    9,135
    Likes Received:
    4,710
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I'm jealous. I'd like a few days of rest. I'm sure your wife left a "honey do" list.
     
    Texan, Sep 10, 2014
    #780
  6. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2013
    Messages:
    25,394
    Likes Received:
    8,172
    Trophy Points:
    113
    She did but one of the dogs ate it. Must have been because some peanut butter got all over it. I'll have to investigate that as some point.
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 10, 2014
    #781
  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    55,913
    Likes Received:
    24,873
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Into each life, a little rain must fall. Glad it's not on my head this time !

    [​IMG]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 10, 2014
    #782
  8. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2013
    Messages:
    25,394
    Likes Received:
    8,172
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Great picture!

    "No Rain, No Rainbows"
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 10, 2014
    #783
  9. stjames1_53

    stjames1_53 Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2012
    Messages:
    12,736
    Likes Received:
    51
    Trophy Points:
    0
    always lead with the Lerner Defense :roflol:
     
    stjames1_53, Sep 10, 2014
    #784
  10. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2013
    Messages:
    25,394
    Likes Received:
    8,172
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Hey! If it works for the bigshots in DC, it oughta work for me, right?
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 10, 2014
    #785
  11. stjames1_53

    stjames1_53 Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2012
    Messages:
    12,736
    Likes Received:
    51
    Trophy Points:
    0
    you'd think so..........
     
    stjames1_53, Sep 10, 2014
    #786
  12. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    55,913
    Likes Received:
    24,873
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    I plan to spend my bday alternating between this and the pool!

    [​IMG]

    Who said it's hell getting old?
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 10, 2014
    #787
  13. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2009
    Messages:
    15,980
    Likes Received:
    6,557
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Happy Birthday Smartie!!!!

    Hope you have a great day.. Enjoy the sun and surf..
     
    daisydotell, Sep 10, 2014
    #788
  14. JohnnyMo

    JohnnyMo Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    14,715
    Likes Received:
    262
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Happy Birthday SMW
     
    JohnnyMo, Sep 10, 2014
    #789
  15. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2010
    Messages:
    29,114
    Likes Received:
    674
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Happy birthday Smartie, I found the boyz and they are ready to party.

    [​IMG]

    They're on loan from Mary, so be gentle.
     
    Shangrila, Sep 10, 2014
    #790
  16. Texan

    Texan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2014
    Messages:
    9,135
    Likes Received:
    4,710
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Peanut butter is very useful stuff.
     
    Texan, Sep 10, 2014
    #791
  17. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2013
    Messages:
    25,394
    Likes Received:
    8,172
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Absolutely!

    - - - Updated - - -

    Wife's out of town. I have several hundred rounds of ammo, several guns and an outdoor shooting range about 30 minutes away. Hmmmm, clean house or do something else?

    http://www.fossilpointe.net/rifles/about.php
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 10, 2014
    #792
  18. Texan

    Texan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2014
    Messages:
    9,135
    Likes Received:
    4,710
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    PB works great on mouse traps. They can't steal it.
     
    Texan, Sep 10, 2014
    #793
  19. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2013
    Messages:
    25,394
    Likes Received:
    8,172
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Agreed! I've used that too. We live in a rural area and in the winter, the field mice head for the warmer areas creating a problem. We have a cat, but PB-baited traps in the garage are a big help.
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 10, 2014
    #794
  20. Prunepicker

    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2014
    Messages:
    6,079
    Likes Received:
    487
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Smartie has a birthday? Really? Is she 40?

    Notice that I said nothing about being hatched, being found under a
    rock or anything about UFO's.

    How do you say "happy birthday" in Martian while pulling a bird from
    under a rock?
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 10, 2014
    #795
  21. Prunepicker

    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2014
    Messages:
    6,079
    Likes Received:
    487
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Peanut Butter is my favorite food. But I've found that it isn't the best in
    all situations.

    Have you found yourself needing 100mph tape, aka duct tape, and all
    you had was your jar of peanut butter?

    Believe me, I was terrified. Just the thought that PB wasn't the answer
    to all problems was unimaginable.
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 10, 2014
    #796
  22. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    55,913
    Likes Received:
    24,873
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Speaking of cake... final bday celebration tonight. Dinner at Salt Grass Steak House... and they sent me away with a huge piece of chocolate cake.

    Here's the final party for this yrs event. The cake surrounded by flowers for the maids. ;)

    [​IMG]

    CAKE (5 layer)

    [​IMG]

    Who knew getting old was so much fun!
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 10, 2014
    #797
  23. Prunepicker

    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2014
    Messages:
    6,079
    Likes Received:
    487
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Awwwww! Don't dat purty?

    Happy 29th.

    Don't say thank you or you be payin' $29.95 every month for the rest of your life.
    I know your real age.
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 11, 2014
    #798
  24. Prunepicker

    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2014
    Messages:
    6,079
    Likes Received:
    487
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Did I tell you when Smartie and I were Datin?

    She'd say August 4 and I'd say May 20, then she'd say December 28
    and I'd say July 28. Believe it or not one day she said June 27th and
    I said July 28th.

    Seriously. We were dating heavily.
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 11, 2014
    #799
  25. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2009
    Messages:
    25,203
    Likes Received:
    6,732
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Never ever forget!

    Never!

    God bless all those souls who lost their lives and give strength to their loved ones.



    [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;AE3kKUEY5WU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE3kKUEY5WU[/video]
     
    Falena, Sep 11, 2014
    #800
Page 32 of 35
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page