Let's say something nice about global warming

The weather is extreem in most parts and that is good for power companies. More profit, more demand, and more money to be made. And bestest part: you can't do anything to change it.

 

That is easy: I appreciate it very much. god's gift to the people in the north

 

This "let's say something nice about ..." theme is getting kind of strange. How about, "let's say something nice about my butt".

OK - uhh - global warming is my friend because... uhhh - i don't need to split as much wood for heat in the winter, uhhh..., saving my lower back and reducing the probability of getting stuck in the eye with a flying splinter. [How's that?]

 

As a red blooded American male I in all honesty can say that my globals being warmed is nice.

 

It is not often that I actually laugh out loud. This did it for me. And, sorry, I have nothing nice to say about your butt.

 

Yes, indeed, it is. Just ask all the scientists who are getting millions of grant $.

It is as settled as the theory behind eugenics, bleeding and the absolute proven scientific fact mad in 1957 that the earth would run out of sufficient food by 1974.

Settled!

 

Global Warming has made it easier to perform scientific studies on the planet's surface. We are talking about Mars, right?

 

I do believe that that is the most honest thing he has ever said.

But, Michelle! She hates people who won't compromise? Say what? She must loath her husband, or else she's a hypocrite..

 

Global warming is reducing the need for winter clothing.

 

I am happy that it has encouraged people (few) to actually learn about climate change ratther than simply adhere to their party's stance on the matter. As if every politician and news commentator suddenly became global warming scientists and knew for sure that mans contributions were either
real or not. Its sad but I have little choice but to laugh these days.

And although your OP was clearly sarcastic, I did enjoy the format and it was funny as you did the whole, ''there will be unfortunates'' thing. It was at least funny.

 

Why of course we were! "Scientists" noticed the Mars polar ice caps melting there BEFORE they did here!

I prefer Mars all red anyway...those white spots on the top and bottom were very unattractive

 

Red and white are an attractive color combo... Santa and CocaCola tell me so.

 

We got a hummer this year and I like to think that my wife and I are personally responsible for the warm winter weather.

You are welcome.

 

It isn't real.

 

It's a ludicrous propaganda machine that we can throw in the dems' faces to show what fools they are. It's a control mechanism for the EPA and we expose that fraud too.

The sheer arrogance of liberals to think we can influence the weather cycles. LOL

 

It's a ludicrous propaganda machine that we can throw in the dems' faces to show what fools they are. It's a control mechanism for the EPA and we expose that fraud too.

The sheer arrogance of liberals to think we can influence the weather cycles. Volcanoes - marginally and temporarily. Asteroids - the really big ones, yeah, but man? NO

 

Aren't you supposed to say something nice?

 

40 degrees and sunny at kickoff in Denver on January 8th..... hmmmm?

 

No, it's certainly not settled.

AGW is the accepted hypothesis, at the moment.

Any suggestion that the science is "settled", is an extremely narrow minded view.

 

Global warming has lowered my heating bill this year. Thanks global warming.

 

Man made Global warming was born to a virgin mother and died on a cross for our sins. It was resurrected and now leaves chocolate and fancy colored eggs in the baskets of children each spring. If you can devour 12 hard boiled eggs within 10 minutes, you get MMGW's pot of gold that resides at the end of the rainbow.