How many Climate Change Denialists does it take to Change a Light bulb?

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  1. wyly

    wyly Well-Known Member

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    every winter I experienced some -40 temps,where I live I haven't experienced any now for 13 years...anyone I speak with my age or older all recall when winters were colder, freeze up comes later and spring comes sooner now...
     
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    wyly Well-Known Member

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    :roflol: I read his response and I had one of those face meets palm moments...his response sums up the quality of denierville quite nicely...
     
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    No, you have the capability of learning, just like I did, how to tell truth from crap

    One of the first principles is "If the person telling me this is getting a LOT of money for doing so then take what they are saying with a large (about the size of their payment) grain of salt

    Now if you can prove that any of the scientists listed in say "The Union of Concerned Scientists" are getting paid as much as Willie Soon is I will listen to the opposite side
     
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    No it just shows that it's not just creationists who believe in a Global Flood.

    It's funny to see climate cultists relegate themselves to the same level as creationists, and not realize how fringe they are. lol
     
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    South Bend? I was there in the late 60s.

    Now I live in Southern Arizona. The summers are getting progressively hotter. The thermometers tell no lies, although I know there are Republicans who don't believe in them.
     
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    wow, that's twice in a 24hr period I've experienced a face meets palm moment...
     
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    Tri lakes...just outside of Columbia City. Twenty miles from Fort Wayne.
     
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    Here, I've thought of some..

    How many climate change activists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

    Answer: Two. One to screw it in and the other to declare, "See that? The room's getting warmer!!"

    How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

    Answer: 10,000. One to screw it in and all 10,000 to say that mankind had nothing to do with that whatsoever.

    How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?

    Answer: 2. One to screw it in, and the other to charge a unit-based carbon tax on the heat it makes.
     
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    How many climate change hypocrites does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

    Answer: Two. One to screw it in and the other to discard the used light-bulb in the trash.

    How many people does it take to screw in Al Gore's light-bulbs?

    Answer: 558,294,059

    How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

    One, to tell you don't bother because a light-bulb can't possible light up because the filament only constitutes .04 percent of the total volume inside the light-bulb.
     
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    How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

    Answer: none. Anyone who suggests a light bulb went dead is just trying to use scare tactics and being chicken little crying wolf.
     
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    I used to enjoy the hell outta the Dunes.
     
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    Yes usually the same ones calling us "religious zealots"
     
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    We never spent much time at the dunes. My vacation was usually pushing the boat out into the lake and fishing. Other times we would fish off the pier in the front yard.

    Republicans also seem to ignore the hardiness zones for plants also. I know this is a repete but the hardiness zones are moving north along with the fire ants.

    I hate freaking ants!!!!!!!!
     

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