Jesus returns in 2017,,,,

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  1. jrr777

    jrr777 Well-Known Member

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    It's sad you don't have the eyes to see what is going on in the world right now. Personally I see something huge brewing, it's had my attention since 9/11. Since then the world has turned completely upside down. And it's only gotten worse over that time period to now. The middle east is almost completely done for. Damascus is a ruinous heap, as it's written it will be. Damascus is the oldest civilization known to man, that has come to an end, again as written. God will bring all nations against Israel, that's happening now. The only one Israel has left is America, they are surrounded on all sides, as written. What do we have, Libya, Syria, Yemen, Damascus, Aleppo, Turkey, Lebanon, Gaza, Pakistan, Egypt, Sudan, South Sudan, Burundi, Central African Republic, Cairo, Mali, Georgia, Ukraine, Russia, Iraq, Iran, Somalia, and I'm sure even more. All at war, and against Israel. And from all those nations, they have migrated into all nations and tongues as it is written they will.

    Look at the relationships between fellow Americans. To the point of killing one another over political affiliation. This is due to the governments lies and deceptions, purposely dividing Americans so they can have their new world order. Causing the chaos and stepping in as the hero. People laugh at that, but the last 5 president's openly admit they are after and will get a new world order. Because they are all on the same team, after the same agenda, which requires the division of Americans. Americans fall for it and have been for some time now. It is of my opinion that Trump is Americas last chance. And I could be wrong about him, he could very well be part of the plan, and is merely playing his role. It's all a script, the powers that be of this world, have figured out how to enslave man, without chains. Psychological warfare, they build a system that works for them, specifically designed for them to do nothing, and have everything. Now get to work!!!
     
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    The usual, "Trump has not lied nor deceived, Trump has not lied nor deceived", the mantra of those who CHOOSE not to see.
     
  3. jrr777

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    You should work for CNN, you take one line and highlight it, acting as if the context around it is irrelevant to it.

    I am a republican, specifically one that protects, defends, and upholds the constitution. Trump has been on both sides of the political spectrum, and he is making it seem as if he is indeed sincere on behalf of the country. Let's break it down shall we.

    This is what I said: "It's sad you don't have the eyes to see what is going on in the world right now. Personally I see something huge brewing, it's had my attention since 9/11. Since then the world has turned completely upside down. And it's only gotten worse over that time period to now. The middle east is almost completely done for. Damascus is a ruinous heap, as it's written it will be. Damascus is the oldest civilization known to man, that has come to an end, again as written. God will bring all nations against Israel, that's happening now. The only one Israel has left is America, they are surrounded on all sides, as written. What do we have, Libya, Syria, Yemen, Damascus, Aleppo, Turkey, Lebanon, Gaza, Pakistan, Egypt, Sudan, South Sudan, Burundi, Central African Republic, Cairo, Mali, Georgia, Ukraine, Russia, Iraq, Iran, Somalia, and I'm sure even more. All at war, and against Israel. And from all those nations, they have migrated into all nations and tongues as it is written they will.

    Look at the relationships between fellow Americans. To the point of killing one another over political affiliation. This is due to the governments lies and deceptions, purposely dividing Americans so they can have their new world order. Causing the chaos and stepping in as the hero. People laugh at that, but the last 5 president's openly admit they are after and will get a new world order. Because they are all on the same team, after the same agenda, which requires the division of Americans. Americans fall for it and have been for some time now. It is of my opinion that Trump is Americas last chance. And I could be wrong about him, he could very well be part of the plan, and is merely playing his role. It's all a script, the powers that be of this world, have figured out how to enslave man, without chains. Psychological warfare, they build a system that works for them, specifically designed for them to do nothing, and have everything. Now get to work!!!

    And you seem to think all I said was this: "governments lies and deceptions". And as lame as your actions were, you then go on to act as if I said Trump himself does "not" lie or deceive. And nowhere with this post did I say that. I actually said Trump "could" be Americas last chance, "or" he could be right there in with all those who are involved in this overthrow of America.

    And like the uneducated person you are, all you got was this: governments lies and deceptions, Trump is Americas last chance
    And all you replied with was this which is in red: The usual, Trump has not lied nor deceived, Trump has not lied nor deceived", the mantra of those who CHOOSE not to see.

    Again, you came up with something I never even said, thus CNN would be great for you.
     
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    Everything is in the cloud these days for the current generation.

    If you can get all of your web content from the cloud then why not jesus too?

    Is cloud jesus going to be any more real than the imaginary jesus of 2000 years ago?

    Will cloud jesus spread his word via facebook or twitter?

    Will cloud jesus perform miracles like bringing your bricked iphone back from the dead?

    ;)
     
  5. jrr777

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    Any weapon of satan is also a weapon of God. For if it can be used for evil, it can be used for good. Obviously including the internet, which has spread His word faster than anything.
     
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    Your god created satan and all of the evil in creation because to have done any less would mean that your god is not omnipotent and omniscient. Therefore your god must take full responsibility and accountability for all of the evil in the world.

    That is assuming your god actually cares enough to bother about such things.

    I prefer a world where each individual is accountable for themselves and what they do. Justice is served in the here and now and people have to deal with the consequences of their actions.

    Makes for a better, saner world IMO!
     
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    Here is what you said: "I prefer a world where each individual is accountable for themselves and what they do. Justice is served in the here and now and people have to deal with the consequences of their actions."

    That's funny, because that's not the world we live in. We live in a world where huge worldwide banks commit fraud and theft, and because of that we "bail" them out. You think those in the middle east who are innocent, being killed, raped, beaten, tortured, heads cut off, waking up to explosions and lost loved ones, you think that's just. It is of your opinion that this is a world where each individual is accountable for themselves and what they do. It is your opinion that such actions (those above) are "just". It is your opinion that the feds can raise and lower the interest rates, which is specifically done to benefit them. They can also just print more money, throw it in their to boost up the lie or fraud. This is justice to you. Where people, divide themselves with anger and hatred, as to choose a political party that we all know does nothing but lie. We feed the system with their media propaganda, and encourage what has been taking place since 9/11. The blood is also on the hands of those who do nothing. Then again, it is your opinion that nobody has blood on their hands, because to you there is no God or judgment for the deeds of individuals. God is the only 100% pure justice!
     
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    Most likely it just sounded badass to primitive people, so they decided to write that. As for a tongue, that can be a very effective weapon, but only if people listen.
     
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    When Jesus speaks in the flesh here on earth, you will listen.
     
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    Holy Carp... I never thought of it that way. Are you suggesting that "The Cloud" is really the second coming of Jesus !?

    Da word of Jesus is indeed spreading through facebook and twitter. A true reincarnation .. just as per prophecy. All be it about 19 centuries late .. but, better late than never !
     
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    100 bucks says that doesn't happen.
     
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    Ok, it's happening right now!! You got a deal!! You can keep my winnings, and put them towards a Bible.
     
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    Oh my, did you just reach a new level of delusional? You think Jesus is walking around on Earth right now, but nobody has noticed, it didn't even make the news? That kind of ruins the whole concept of "everybody will hear" and he's gonna rule with an iron fist or rod or whatever. Upon which piece of real estate do you think his physical human feet are currently standing?
     
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    Justice needs to be seen to be done!

    Show me where your god has intervened on the side of justice when it came to the holocaust or serial killers or rapists or terrorists or pedophiles or any other injustices.

    The justice of We the People might not be perfect but it works in real life which is way more than can be said for your imaginary deity.
     
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    But cloud jesus is going to speak on the internet otherwise how will everyone hear what cloud jesus has to say?

    Perhaps cloud jesus can just make podcasts or put his speeches onto Youtude.
     
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    My theory is that the Ancient of Days the Father and the Ancient of Days the Mother, (The Holy Spirit, Ruach ha Kodesh, Shekina Glory).....
    wish to speak through Jews at a higher level......
    so that the feeble residents of Jerusalem are comparable to King David.......

    and through Christians so that the weakest Christian is in many ways greater than John the Baptist........


    .... I suspect that this is being done through the Messiah... who is also the being of light of NDE fame......
     
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    I hope that you appreciate that I am being facetious.

    And what you claim about modern Christians is probably so far apart from what cloud Jesus is looking for in people as to be on different planets.

    This nation is allegedly 70% christian according to Pew in 2014.

    http://www.pewforum.org/2015/05/12/americas-changing-religious-landscape/

    But the reality is that the Almighty Dollar receives more daily attention than their religious beliefs. They spend more time watching TV than praying and they love their possessions more than their fellow Americans.

    Cloud Jesus is going to be calling out all of the above and a whole lot more besides. He is going to denounce the way illegal aliens are treated and condemn the demonization of Muslims just for starters.

    So that is not exactly going to endear him to those who embrace "Fake News" and stealing Medicare funds from the sick and elderly to give to the greedy 1%.

    Cloud Jesus will be lucky if he doesn't end up being crucified again by the modern Christians in this natiion.
     
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    I go away for a couple of days and then return late for the birth of Cloud Jesus. If only it could have been foretold, I would've hung around.
    Hail Cloud Jesus! Or would it be rain, whoops no, reign......yeah Reign Cloud, Reign Cloud Jesus.
    Bloody Hell, I think I just missed the birth of the third testament. Whilst reading a post by someone who didn't realise Damascus and Aleppo are in Syria. I have seen the light, well faint glow at least.
    I must go and research The Fortean Times, The National Enquirer and the Brothers Grimm, utilise a scanner, and in no time we shall have a fist full of gospels.
    Praise be.
    Hallelujah.
    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, a Sunbeam Avenger........yeah I could live with that.

    Obviously I did not just post this, and if you say I did, well then, you must be CNN.
     
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    Yes I do know that Damascus and Aleppo are in Syria, what is your point?
     
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    Sunbeam's will chase away Cloud Jesus! :eek:

    Verily it has been Foretold in the Gospel of Jobs (Steve) that the Apple from the Tree of Knowledge Begat the Holy Interwebs.

    The Children of Lesser CPU's shall Inherit the Mirth that Flows from the Tongues of Cherubim Central.

    Darkness and Dispair will Befall all of who Follow the False Profits of Murdoch.

    These are the Teachings of Cloud Jesus and May the Holy Mouse keep Thee and Guide Thee through all the Googles of your Life.
     
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    Are you leading people away from Jesus Christ. Is that your intent. Good luck with trying to explain that to Him, that is most certainly a one way ticket to, well you know.
     
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    Snigger (yea verily)!!
     
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    Jesus is back, he staying at a townhouse built on property bought by Mormons close to St. Joseph, Mo in the early 1800's, for just the Lord and his day when he alits in the USA..
     
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    I have already been to Hell and back, and it really isn't all that it is cracked up to be. In fact it is quite nice and everyone speaks Norwegian. We went there a couple of years ago as part of our family holiday. The wife and the kids and me. I'd recommend it.
     
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    Last time I had a chat with Cloud Jesus he mentioned to me that it really annoys him that so many of those who claim to be his followers have zero sense of humor.

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