Smartie's Yankee Bar & Grill #25

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  1. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    You got long nose hairs? LOL

    You know whats even worse? Trying to light a propane heater and your lighter wont work. You click, click, click and then it lights and a gigantic blue fire ball swooshes by you. Your leather jacket has little pieces of singed hair on it and you have way shorter eyebrows than ever with little singed hairs. Not that I would know of course. I think at that point you probably would just call it quits and sleep on the floor totally drunk where you were trying desperately to like the (*)(*)(*)(*) thing and pray it was a dream and when you wake up your eyebrows and hair will be fine.

    Like I said I'm guessing that would be pretty bad. LMFAO!!
    :-D

    This is my lollipop song. Its code and I love it. I sing the background. Ahhhhhhhhhh...ahhhhhhhhh LOL!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DuC0tE7V4&feature=related"]The Chordettes - Lollipop - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    No, didn't even realize I had nose hairs until the first time that happened...LMAO! Or, I should say that person told me that was the way it was.

    That song got stuck in my head a year or so ago when there was some commercial that played it. Now, it's stuck there again. I guess it could be worse.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    That song always makes me smile.


    Met..a...phore!

    Lets listen again...lol

    That first chick loves lollipops. She must have been something in her time. lol


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRRdKo18gb0&feature=related"]Chordettes - Lollipop [Very Good quality] - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Monica Lewinsky's grandma? I think I see a resemblance.
     
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    LMAO!!! Yes, she must have gotten her pills refilled.....:)
     
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    Forget about the beans...we're way past that throwdown...did you use pork or BEEF is the big question now!!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    PORK chili???

    ~shudder~

    Not while there's still cows around.

    Annual Chili Cookoff at work sometime in Nov. For $5, you can taste them all. Watch...there'll be some yuppie with white bean chili... never fails. :puke:
     
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    ...there'll be some yuppie with white bean chili...lmao! next, vegetarian tofu and white bean chili! :gun: gid'ou my state! LOLOL
     
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    Yo Smartie, don't know if you heard, but the Bastrop fire has kicked up again! Something sparked it off around 2pm yesterday and last I heard it had already burned 800 acres - geesh! I didn't know they still had 800 unburned acres left! I haven't heard the local news yet to see where we stand today, but I just caught a weather blurb - Lk Buchanan hit a record low, lowest in 47 years.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Same with black beans, gypz. I don't know where they came up with those things, but they coulda kept 'em far as I'm concerned! Yuck! They not only look nasty, they taste exactly how they look!

    LOL, here's another food-related chuckle. Know what Herman Cain sez his code name will be if he's elected? Cornbread. Said he loves it and can't get enough. I was ROFLMAO. Gotta love a guy who loves his cornbread!
     
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    One second of politics. I think this is part of why people are really giving Cain a good look; not because he is the best orator, best informed on foreign policy, or whatever...but because this guy seems so "real", so average, one of us, you know? I mean...you gotta love a guy who loves his cornbread, right?!
     
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    Good morning all. Well only three days left of vacation time. So this morning we are going out for breakfast and then heading back up into the park. This will be our last visit there until next year. See you bums in a couple of days.
     
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    Man's from the south, knows good eatin.
    Now listen, about that white bean chili. Made soup with white beans and chikin many a times. Its good. Jes doncallit chili.

    Howdy y'all.
    Sorry the read about more fires. Time this stops. Wasn't some rain supposed to come from out west somewhere?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Have fun, OT! Guess you'll be ready for the wife to go back to work so you can get some rest!!!

    Miss ya, sweetie. We're about to starve to death here -- hurry back!

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yeah, I think that's where they lost me, g/f. Just because you put chilies in soup doesn't make it chili. I like navy beans and I like chicken... just not necessarily together!

    Chance of rain Sunday. As long as they get in the Texas/OU game on Sat., don't think anybody will mind!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Oh yeah.... GOOD MORNING, YOUSE GUYS!! It's my Friday -- WOO HOO!

    How 'bout a little wake-up music. Everybody boogie!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpEpUBnfdKg&feature=related"]Ring My Bell[/ame]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    While we're funkin...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo&feature=related"]Can't Touch This[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw&feature=related"]Whip It[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1LXhgXPWs&feature=related"]We're not gonna take it![/ame]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Have one of Shangrila's special brownies... enjoy

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7QCbCwmtXc&feature=fvsr"]Don't worry, be happy![/ame]

    (LOL, Bobby McFerrin singing... Bob Marley's pic. Put down the brownies, video creator!)

    *dances*
     
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    *lickin brownie crumbs off mouth* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....great breakfast!!

    Morning y'all....youse guys....everybody!

    How 'bout those Rangers, Smartie???? There's a Texas team that came through for us!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Absolutely, Kimi! We've got somebody to root for besides the Cowboys!! If we can just keep the Rangers & Mavs going, maybe we won't notice the bad ole 'boys? :(

    GO RANGERS!!!
     
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    You dont put red kidney beans in chili?

    Yankee Italian chili.
    Ground beef, olive oil, garlic, onion, tomato, peppers sweet and hot, red kidney beans, cumin, chili poweder, salt and pepper.
    Cornbread or ovah mashed patatah.

    What am I doing wrong Texas? School me!


    Ill be back in a while with a pad and pen. lol I have to make some money right now.
     
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    I'm glad we have a week off from the 'boys....hope they get their game plan worked out between now and the next game. If Garrett's not working their asses off, he needs to be.

    Boy, I'm tough....LOL
     
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    Us Texans don't like beans in our chili.....it's another one of "those things"...:mrgreen:
     
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    First off... don't use ground beef... use chili meat. Double the quantity of beef and skip the beans. Or better yet, buy this and use your time making the perfect margarita.

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