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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    That's one of the ship's anchors for 1/12th scale model of the U.S.S. Constitution.

    Pretty sure. It's not an IUD.
     
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    "You're obese"

    "Wtf, I want a second opinion"

    "Ok, you stink too"
     
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    Bessie Braddock MP: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.”

    WSC: “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow
    I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”
     
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    Doesn’t look explosive.
     
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    No, it's implosive- Implosive Underwater Detenator.
     
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    It's called freedom. Eh, Americana?

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    I dated this girl once that claimed she never farted. I didn't believe her at first, but she never did fart when I was present. Man was she dumb. It turns out that if you don't let that gas out it will migrate up your spinal cord to your brain and that's what gives you crappy ideas.
     
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    The Boys Like Meat. :)
     
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    You know what the difference is between a hippo and a zippo?

    One's a little lighter.
     
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    So I'm in Wi right now and the 120th anniversary of Harley-Davidson is going on, and even 180 miles from Milwaukee the state is loaded with bikes. Bikes are cool, I like to ride. But some of these riders from out of town drive like real wildcats.

    There's a joke about it that I don't say in the tavern any more. Not here, and not now. Last time I did I had to use the fire escape. But it needs to be told. -

    What the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

    The position of the dirtbag.

    :ignore:
     
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    Last Friday I went to the tavern with a few friends. We stayed till close and all got totally hammered. After they kicked us out we were standing in the street trying to figure out if any one of us was capable of driving. Nobody had the car keys...

    I suggested we take a cab.

    It was a good thing too! On the way back home there was one of those police drunk driver checkpoints. But we were in a taxi cab so the cops just waved us through.

    That was the first time I had ever driven a taxi cab. Found my spare keys, returned the cab, and picked up my car. :)
     
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