We got out first gender neutral bathroom...would you use it?

You think stalls are private enough ? with their flimsy latches ? once I was sitting down, and a guy kicked in the door of the stall, and there I was with my Glock 19 in my hand, there just is no place to safely put My Glock and holster, I don't want it on the floor, or take it off and forget it or whatever, in a flimsy bathroom stall, So there I was taking a crap,

And this guy is now staring at my Glock 19, and suddenly he farted loudly I mean LOUD ! BRAAAAPPPP !!! or a extra loud exagerated kids Rassberry...... ROTFLMAO.......
and he slinked out.....

I finished my business and washed my hands and was walking to the front of the restaurant when I see a flock of uniformed officers and a few squad cars out front all lit up, I had my Gold sheild and ID / leather badge case on a chain on my neck and I popped it out.

A nice older clean cut black uniformed Sergeant came over and commented, you on the job, right sonny ?
I nodded and was going to tell him my other info, he says, I doan wanna know, its case closed for me, go home you trouble makin whiteboy mofo you........ snickering, you scare the shizzle out of that mofo, just so you know he stank like da sewer..........

YEAH stalls are so freakin secure.............
Masturbatory freaks, I pulled out my Glock more times in your so secure bathroom stalls, I still am not comforatble in a stall.

Even other Countries I was never happy in a bathroom stall..... a
BHP did help......