Will Trump Turn On The Entire Country?

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...06&cndid=25216383&esrc=&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”
If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.

 

What a hoot.