16-year old girl claims former president bill clinton is her father

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  1. timslash

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    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/16-year-old-girl-claims-former-president-bill-clinton-is-her-father/
    Little Rock| A 16-year old girl has presented a paternity action lawsuit this morning, before an Arkansas state court, alleging that the former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, is her biological father.

    Alyssa Gilmore claims that her mother, a former secretary of the oval office named Whitney Gilmore, had an affair with President Clinton between 1998 and 2001. She says she was born out of that relationship, and demands that Mr. Clinton undergoes a paternity test to prove that her story is true.

    What do you think guys? Bill's "adventures" didn't pass for him with consequences, huh? Or maybe this girl(look at her smile, looks like Bill's)just wanna become popular, or rich? Well, will wait for a gene testing results.
     
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    well I would think there should be some DNA left on the blue dress. Of course Hillary will come out and trash the woman should it prove to be true just as she did Lewinsky and all of Bill's other partners in his adulterous affairs
     
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    I will forego judgement on the validity of this until more details come out. But, since the elder Clinton had a well-documented propensity for positioning young female underlings onto his 'Executive Staff', it certainly falls into the realm of probability.
     
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    Bill Clinton. reportedly told a friend years ago that "I shoot blanks". When the friend asked about Chelsea, Bill supossedly said "That's Webb Hubbel's sire" Bill Clinton said he had measles when he was a child and it left him sterile.
    Of course, I saw this on an internet forum. But if this is true, Bill should have no anxiety about taking a DNA test.
     
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    and lying about it.
     
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    None of our business. Clinton did not owe the United States electorate marital fidelity. His oath of office used different words than his oath to Hillary.
     
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    So, Chelsie is adopted?
     
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    His oath precluded him from perjury, which he committed. That is our business.
     
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    Excellent point. Thank you.
     
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    UH..no. I think he meant Chelsea was fathered by Webb Hubbell with Hillary. Mr. Hubbell was a partner in the same law firm as Hillary back in the 80's. Of course this is all hear say.
     
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    No matter what Bill or Hillary did back in Arkansas, it's not going to hurt them now anyway. I know that makes the Republicans very angry.:wall:
     
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    True, it doesn't stop the anchor baby demographic from voting for 'dem programs.
     
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    1) WND a source? lol

    2) Anyways, the issue; "16-year old girl claims former president bill clinton is her father" Reply - False.
     
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    “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” So you think that screwing the staff is part of the "Office of President"?? Being a horn dog weakens a Commander in Chief in many ways but the liberal horde can't restrain their sexual appetites so they will side with Clinton. If it weren't for Bill's infidelity he might have stopped Usama before 9/11. He had a couple of chances but he also had sexual scandals to deal with.
     
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    It was and he did. There is no evidence that he was asked any questions in any deposition pertaining to this woman.
     
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    World News daily.

    LOLOLOLOL.

    My sides, my sides. :roflol:
     
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    Hey chucklenutters who think "news" from WND is real:

    "Information contained in this World News Daily Report website is for information and entertainment purposes only.

    WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website — even those based on real people — are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle
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    I think that 'being a horn dog' has as much or as little to do with executing the duties of his office whether he has sex with his wife a lot or 15 other women instead. 'Screwing' is not a part of the office of the President, neither is eating a good meal, playing golf, swimming, picking out his clothes for the next day, taking a shower, going to the dentist, or crapping in the toilet. None of those activities are any of our business.

    You might want to ask some more specific questions of me before you decide what I think or why.
     
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    Knowing what you know about our former President, why would you automatically assume this to be false?
     
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    And Batboy is real too.

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  22. Steve N

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    Even if this story is a hoax, the hoax wouldn't work unless the story is believable. Does anyone doubt for a minute that Bill cheated on his wife and just maybe there's a kid out there with his name on it?
     
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    Dude.

    Just stop right there. It's a friggin' tabloid that makes up stories as part of their gig.
     
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    Going for that Clinton cash.
     
  25. Iron River

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    If the president doesn't eat he will not make good decisions, all the rest do not leave the president open to be blackmailed by foreign governments or leaving him worrying about his affair when he should have been after Usama.
     

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