DeSantis Warns That Math Makes Children Gay

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  1. Coachac

    Coachac Well-Known Member

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    Now this post is actually satire …..for the rest of us.
     
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    Oh... I'm not really interested on researching how many times you messed up for not reading the OP.
     
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    Weirder and weirder...
     
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    Oldyoungin Well-Known Member

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    Sure we believe you. Again, show 1 single example where you posted satire to current events... we can wait.
     
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    Golem Well-Known Member Donor

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    Oh... I post satire everywhere. But most of the satire I post is my own. I just thought this one was particularly well written (It's The New Yorker. I'm not THAT good) and should make many right-wingers cringe because it illustrates perfectly the kind of fascist they support.
     
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    Oldyoungin Well-Known Member

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    Bro just admit you ****ed up you look ridiculous right now.
     
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    That explains why I never liked math.
     
  8. Golem

    Golem Well-Known Member Donor

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    Not sure what "lie" you are referring to. But it's not only based on the "Don't Say Gay" bill, but on DeSantis banning math books claiming that they taught CRT. Except the part about Matth=CRT is REAL. Even though equally ridiculous.
     
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    The fake quote about math turning kids gay is an obvious nod to the fake 'Don't Say Gay' bill label.
     
  10. Golem

    Golem Well-Known Member Donor

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    Ok. Wait, then...
     
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    I WILL THEN. WAITING NOW. HOLDING BREATH TOO.
     
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    You may be telling the truth but who knows. This happens more often than one would think here. I ALMOST did it myself but read the article a few extra times and figured it out before I sent it.
     
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    Golem Well-Known Member Donor

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    The "Don't Say Gay" bill is fake? So what was DeSantis signing? A blank piece of paper? Wouldn't surprise me...
     
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    Golem Well-Known Member Donor

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    Oh! That's the whole point. With me you will NEVER know. And that's by design.
     
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    You are certainly an enigma ;)
     
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    You aren't using the word "grooming" correctly. /smdh
     
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    As of today Florida has banned 0ver 45 MATH BOOKS, because….CRT ?

    CRT is now taught in the math we use ?

    Who in history burned books……hmmm, who could it be…..i think his name stared with an “H”
     
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    Why is the left inserting CRT into math? We know the left thinks math is racist so I’m surprised they even teach it at all.
     
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    Lol! A lefty going Godwin? Why, it's never happened before!

    If I understand your post correctly, the state has the obligation to purchase EVERY SINGLE math book that is available for sale, because if they don't buy it, its being BANNED!

    Does that describe your position correctly?
     
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    You post makes it appear DeSantis said that and does not state it is satire, you should as the mods to remove it and then respost it with

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    which was clearly at the bottom of the satirical article and which should have been there in the first place.
     
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    It doesn't matter they will forever call it that so some people forever will believe it did. They still do the whole Russian collusion thingy.
     
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    Which is truly fabulous!

    They deserve it .... and so much more.
     
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    It has been said that the political right is so because they are ignorant of the truth. Your cohort used to be outraged at the possibility of censorship and any chipping away at freedom of speech. But that was before your cohort embraced those things. Now they're removing books from libraries because they offend their reactionary preferences.
     
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    The bill it refers to is real. The notion that its targeting homosexuals is fake. Go read it, its not long. Once you do you'll fully understand the self-satirizing I'm referring to. These fools manufactured something to fight against out of thin air and the New Yorker doubled down on that stupidity without realizing it when they ran this 'satire' piece you posted.
     
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