I am STILL a stud!!

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  1. Ronstar

    Ronstar Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Tonight I made out with the most beautiful, bleach blond girl from Minnesota.

    and she is sooo very smart and nice and interesting to talk to.

    at 38....I still got it. :)




    .....and she texted me when she got home that "tonight was great".

    :)
     
  2. Tram Law

    Tram Law Banned

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    All five of those bleach bonds?
     
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    Ronstar Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    only one....and she's 24. ;)
     
  4. Tram Law

    Tram Law Banned

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    What? No background check?

    ALWAYS hire a private eye to do a background check on a potential, ahem, experience.
     
  5. Ronstar

    Ronstar Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    it wasn't the first time we met.

    it was just a casual get together with other people, that turned into a strong intellectual connection and then...well...

    ;)

    and now i can't sleep. uggggg

    i did two shots with this gal!!!!!
     
  6. Tram Law

    Tram Law Banned

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    Pro tip...

    Virtual reality porn doesn't count.
     
  7. Ronstar

    Ronstar Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    trust me, she is VERY real.

    every square inch of her. :)
     
  8. Tram Law

    Tram Law Banned

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    You SQUARED her?

    !!!

    Man that's cold.
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    ....uh....congratulations?


    I "Make Out" with a beautiful blond every day, I guess I'm studly as well.
     
  10. ringotuna

    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Your golden retriever doesn't count. :) Just funnin, no offense.
     
  11. Tram Law

    Tram Law Banned

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    I'll never understand peoples need for bragging about sex. It's no big deal.
     
  12. Ronstar

    Ronstar Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'll never understand peoples need to rain on the happiness of others.
     
  13. mikezila

    mikezila New Member

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    and you always will be. :p

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  14. Tram Law

    Tram Law Banned

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    I wasn't trying to rain, I was just poking a little fun. I apologize if it seems that way.

    I'm a very facetious kind of person.
     
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    Congratulations on having given her (presumably) yet another reason to hold men in contempt.
     
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    sparquelito Banned at Members Request

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    Is sounds to me like you have deep and genuine feelings for this girl, Ronstar.

    And since you two have had sexual relations now, I can only assume you are both ready for that next step;
    engagement and marriage.

    Congratulations!
    I hope that the next few months of preparations and whirl-wind planning result in a beautiful and memorable wedding ceremony.

    Here's wishing you both good luck, a wonderful honeymoon, and the pitter-patter of little feet in the Ronstar household real soon!
    Yea!
    :)
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    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    What, no pictures?
     
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    Me, too. That's why I married her.:blowkiss:
    Enjoy!
     
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    Ronstar Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    eh....no. we did not have sex.

    she was very close to asking me to take her back to my place, but I told her upfront that I had no intention of doing that, cause that's not the way to start things off right. She liked the answer. :)

    after lots of very passionate making out, we walk around for like a half hour, talked more, kissed more, and then i drove her to the Subway and she went home.

    I see her again tomorrow. :)
     
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    Yes, but did you get her home before the rufi wore off? :love:
     
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    SpaceCricket79 New Member Past Donor

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    Calm down Norman Bates
     
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    sparquelito Banned at Members Request

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    This is my favorite internet forum thread, ever!!
    :cheerleader:
     
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    Then you may consider my previous comment retracted...assuming, of course, that that remains the case until you marry her.
     
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    SpaceCricket79 New Member Past Donor

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    And then yguy proceeds to stone her for not being a virgin on her wedding night... or being without her hajib in the presence of a man ;)

    - - - Updated - - -

    Young attractive... and intellectual - perfect combination :)
     
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    Didn't happen unless there is video.
     

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