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If Moms Are 'Birthing People,' What Do We Call Dads on Father's Day?

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  1. 19Crib

    19Crib Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    https://www.realclearpolitics.com/a...at_do_we_call_dads_on_fathers_day_145939.html

    Being as how it is “Sperm Pitcher Day” this Sunday, we should all appreciate the goodies that our “domicile birthing person” has gone the extra mile to cook for us men and our genetically imprecise offspring.
    I regret that could only grunt out four winners in the first nine years of trying, but alas, she turned down many billions to ferret out the best. I love my birthing person for that.
    On the bright side, our kids birthing person still loves us in spite of it all.
    So to go out on a high note! Happy Father’s Day, guys! Come hell or high water, we will always be dads!
    I don’t know how long I can say that without being shipped off to some gulag somewhere, but hey, I’m living on the edge!
     
    19Crib, Jun 18, 2021
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    If Moms Are 'Birthing People,' What Do We Call Dads on Father's Day?

    Poking people.

    The big pokers

    The Sperm Donors

    The woke sperm people

    The Diddlers
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jun 18, 2021
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    ABSOLUTELY!!! Here is your theme song

     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    The walking sticks

    I know I know!!!!

    The Y People
     
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    Happy Father's Day to all the seed shooters out there, and that includes Bruce Jenner and the guy who is now sharing a dressing room with the Victoria's Secrets Angels.

    A year of two ago there was a story about how some New York City schools were preventing the students from making Father's Day cards because it wasn't inclusive, it was insensitive to the kids who didn't know who their fathers were, and many of the cards were being rejected by the people who screen mail at the prisons.
     
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    If we marked restrooms XY and XX instead of MEN and WOMEN, there would be no confusion... except for true hermaphrodites. They could use either one.
     
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    We can call them studs....only that would refer to all men, not just the hotties.
     
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    Mothers Day - Birthing People Day, Fathers Day - Schmuck Day, 4th of July - Birth of Racism Day, Pearl Harbor Day - Nothing Compared to January 6th, 2021 Day, Election Day - Bring Us Your Dead Day........try this, it's FUN!
     
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    This is an OPINION Thread, and it doesn't belong in Current Events.

    It is a RW Hit Piece against Dems and it was posted in the Wrong Section.

    The following section from your link clearly is the incendiary language of a RW Hit Piece:

    "How embarrassing to be a liberal, knowing this is BS yet keeping your mouth shut in compliance,"

    As to the topic, I couldn't care less (either way) what they are called.
     
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    But you really have to appreciate the level of panic and fear they feel over NOTHING! They must live very frightened lives; always jumping at shadows. Always afraid of monsters in the dark.
     
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    You missed a part:
    That's what mothers are called now, by the federal government, some scientists and by the left: "birthing persons."
     
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    Look at all the lefties in here being sooo tolerant. Isn't it just so WONDERFUL! This will surely bring unity to all!

    :rolleyes:
     
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    What a charmer……….
     
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    What Do We Call Dads on Father's Day

    MFers
     
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    Jesus christ guy, just hit report if your thing hurts...
     
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    Get it right...its BPFers now.....
     
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    You do know he was being sarcastic by using a changed version of what Biden said about voting for him.....right?
     
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    funny
     
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    What Do We Call Dads on Father's Day

    Dad……..??
     
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    I know no such thing…
     
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    Well...now you do.

    "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump then you ain't black" ~ Biden

    Time stamp is 1:06

     
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    The whatabout is supposed to give his comment some class…?

    Failed…
     
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    In the D they’re “baby daddy’s”. So baby daddy dad.
     
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    The Inseminator


    picture of Arnold Swartzanegger saying “I’ll come again”.
     
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    If Moms Are 'Birthing People,' What Do We Call Dads on Father's Day?
    Non-birthing people??? More intriguing is what to call a transgender birthing person. Round and around and around we go again!
     
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