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  1. Mr_Truth

    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    In real life ThelmaMay & Sallyally are the famous Gish sisters:


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    Mr_Truth, Dec 6, 2018
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    Chingler stole my weed....
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 6, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Mr Truth once watched an entire episode of Friends and didn't vomit.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Dec 6, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey grabbed my p*ssy.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 6, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Once @Mr_Truth played an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping in a school nativity play, aged 6.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 6, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nonnie, Dec 6, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Dandelion?
     
    Nonnie, Dec 6, 2018
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    Nonnie is the man that turned Rosie O' Donnell into a Lesbian ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 6, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    In the bar, Liberty Monkey once pushed Freddie Mercury's stool up for him.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 6, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Once, @Lee S was found in women's lingerie, wearing lipstick and sporting a vibrator up his orifice whilst singing the old Chas & Dave classic, "Sideboard Song" whilst stroking a kipper.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 6, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Sallyally has collected the full range of v.i.poo fragrances.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 6, 2018
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    Montegriffo is patient zero in the impending Zombie apocalypse.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 6, 2018
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    Sallyally doesn't sleep with a life size Crocodile Dundee cardboard cut out ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 6, 2018
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    Nonnie used to be Mr Blobby on Noels house party

     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 6, 2018
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    here I am as the Christmas Ant:


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    Mr_Truth, Dec 6, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey loves Vegemite so much that it plays an essential part in his foreplay.
    Just don't ask where he spreads it.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 7, 2018
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    Sallyally knows that Liberty Monkey would never cheat on her because it would mean that he would have to learn how to engage in foreplay.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 7, 2018
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    My heart belongs to Rosie...
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 7, 2018
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    Who is Rosie? You've broken my heart!
     
    Sallyally, Dec 7, 2018
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    Rosie O'Donnell of course
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    She really does look like Amy Schumer in this photo.
     
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    Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
     
    Nonnie, Dec 7, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Liberty Monkey thought Ronnie Drew from the Dubliners was a character out of The Pirates of the Caribbean.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 7, 2018
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    @Liberty Monkey thought AronChupa was a brand of lollipop you got to have after being good at the doctors.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 7, 2018
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    Nonnie though Lamborghini was a type of pasta.
     
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    Montegriffo is secretly John Moreland
     
    Nonnie, Dec 7, 2018
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