Noah's flood its reality

So again the great and all knowing one is telling me what I have seen and know...and even telling me why I am seeing and knowing these things. So tell me then, just how much gratification does your ego need for you to stop making yourself the judge and jury of us lesser beings?

 

you can drop the sarcastic attitude, son.

 

When you stop the insults and start respecting the opinions of others. It hit home didn't it?

 

You are either extremely ignorant or deliberately lying.

Scientists not only know what caused the black plague, it is still a disease that people occasionally get.

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Well, some live in both...

 

why are you making things up?

 

Ummm...no they (*)(*)(*)(*)ing aren't. They are endorsements and regulations for governing the ownership of people by other people against their will.

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So your supposedly omnipotent and omnibenevolent god couldn't have made a simple declaration that slavery is evil and all slaves should be free?

 

The existence of Yishnu has been proven to Hindus many many times. Doesn't that make you question how both you and a Hindu can have perfectly contradictory experiences?

 

Zombies are those that return from the dead.....like allegedly Jesus.....he's a zombie....zombies are not real.

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God/Jesus are not real of course, or of course they'd know the difference. The best time to leave religions would be....about....NOW. Do it, guys, I believe in you.

 

So that's #4,125,398 that the bible got wrong....dead wrong. Time to embrace modern secular humanism, and leave the insane cult behind.

 

How about WHEN they explain that fully THEN believe in him, but in the mean time just treat him like Santa, Krishna, Zeus, Bigfoot, and Nessie. I'm not SCARED enough to buy into silly beliefs.

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The cult of Jesus will eventually die, as science gets better and better and better (the cult of Zeus did.) You're a clinger, I'm afraid.

 

God must be quite a sadist if you believe he did this......or perhaps climate change?

 

At least ONE of them is wrong, that's for certain!
And Allah said Jesus did NOT die on the cross, and is NOT the son of god, even though he's a prophet in Islam....so there's ANOTHER example of "at least one of the is wrong, that's for certain". Do that with the tens of thousands of prophets/gods over the years, and you see how any one belief system has a virtually zero chance of being true.

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He's either a sadist, or not real at all....either way he's not worthy of our worship.
Hey god, hand the cure for cancer to the Pope on live television, then we'll believe you.

 

LOL. Did you miss the videos? 4000 yrs ago, it's right in the OP.

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What good are dikes, dams, levies, with water to the top of Mt Everest. LOL.

 

It gets really stupid when the rapture ready crowd inflicts their fundie beliefs on the orthodox church.

 

It is why I often say we need V2.0 of the bible. It is tooooo far removed from our thinking and understanding today.

 

Thomas Jefferson already rewrote the New Testament without all the silly miracles in it. Now we just need a rewrite of the Old... Maybe a new movie starring Mel Gibson as Yahweh? He'd certainly play the irrational bits well.

 

He did? I've not seen or heard that before.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Bible

 

Always focusing on making the ridiculous claim valid...but lets suppose that it is.

What are the implications?

"Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own?" - Robert G. Ingersoll

 

Scientists today know exactly what caused and how the plague was spread. Look it up, there's quite a bit of information available on the Internet.

 

And science does not really know what happened 4.5 billion years ago but they are ready to provide all sorts of theories, theories that many people embrace as truth and fact. The Bible on the other hand estimation date of humanity is around 6000 years ago that matches with what archaeologist have determine to be an estimated era of the development of modern human civilization ancient Egypt known recorded history is around 4000 - 3000 years ago. In China, the known discoveries that have been found have dated Chinese civilization started around 6000 years ago ( At Damaidi in Ningxia, 3,172 cliff carvings dating to 6000–5000 BC have been discovered, "featuring 8,453 individual characters such as the sun, moon, stars, gods and scenes of hunting or grazing." These pictographs are reputed to be similar to the earliest characters confirmed to be written Chinese.). The Indus Valley Civilization recorded civilization around 3300.

The Bible if you notice carefully is focus more on the known modern human civilizations development.

Even before there was a formal written history the Bible have already recorded places such as Egypt, Assyria, Babylon (modern Iraq), Persia (modern Iran), Mesopotamia, people such as monarchs and Kings like Alexander the Great, Darius, Julius Ceasar etc. etc. all of it which are facts that are all accurately found in the Holy Bible. Early historians and scientist relay on the Bible records to locate ancient buried sites. Early scientist who develop and expand modern science, philosophy and literature were monks and preist And Jesus Christ is truly an extra ordinary man of his time he was the Bill Gates, the Einstein, the Steve Jobb, the Isaac Newton, the Edward Tillitson and B.F. Tuller of Parke, Davis, & Co. pharmaceuticals (develop medication for curing leprosy and tuberculosis).

 

God has given us the ability to overcome Himself?

 

The sadistic men not God who cause the Noah flood. Men's wickedness and evil brought to themselves God tried to warn them and they laugh and ridicule at God's messenger Noah.

 

All the creatures that were saved by Noah was never itemized or written what was mention was:

Genesis 7:
7 The Lord then said to Noah, “Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation.
2 Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate,
3 and also seven pairs of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.
4 Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”

Penguins are part of the bird species. Polar bears and kangaroos are part of the clean and unclean animal groups. After the flood those animals inside the Ark were set out to repopulate the earth and they mated and repopulated and evolved once again the penguins and polar bears found their way back to Alaska and the kangaroos to Australia.

Science theoretical explanation is that some how billion of years ago a single cell mutated and spread to evolved itself into Great Apes, birds, insects, reptiles etc that would later humans will evolved from the Great Ape even though science do not know who this Great Ape is but as you said it is a free country and scientist can give their opinion and theories and people can or can not accept them as facts or truth.

 

what the (*)(*)(*)(*) does clean and unclean mean?

are we talking kosher, here?