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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Wow... #76. Bunch a drunks... ;)

    Here we go again, folks! The last bar was condemned so rented this joint pretty cheap. Enjoy! J8Pi.gif


    Belly up to the bar and take a load offl! This is the place to enjoy a break from politics. Free jukebox. Plenty of hot coffee and cold beer with a little hard stuff for those times ya just gotta have a snort! Food when we're in the mood.

    Talk about anything EXCEPT POLITICS and we'll all get along just fine. :hippie:

    Everybody is welcome here. Topless ladies drink free, gentlemen watch your wallets. Management is not responsible.... for anything.

    (No mask required... f--- Covid19) ;)

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    Now that made me smile... autocorrect can make you say things you cannot even imagine.
     
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    Hiya Daise! How's life treating ya? Had our fall Diva Retreat last weekend... VRBO house on Lake Tawakoni. 8 wild women drinking Cinnamon Toast Shots (Fireball + Rumchatta.) Yummy! Fun times.
    :)
     
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    Sounds like fun was had by all.. Tawakoni is one of those words that will identify an outsider when it is pronounced. Guess what I got it right...lol.
     
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    Dung beetle...that was the proper pronunciation we called them tumble turd bugs when I was small.
     
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    I was wondering why the old Bar was so quiet.

    Listen, if you're trying to hide from me, stop leaving shot glasses as a trail to follow for everyone else.
     
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    May I have an iced tea? Unsweetened , of course, I don't want to ruin my disposition.
    fooli hiding again?
     
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    So far the bar has been condemned in 75 places, (I think?) could be wrong. When the bones (posts) pile up at the door time to move to a new location.
     
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    My spellchecker is not functioning, did I bump it off?
     
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    Sat on my balcony overlooking the bay with a nice coffee in Gran Canaria. Suns just rising, The gorgeous Mrs Tigger still asleep. I'm a Lark, she's an owl. But I love this quiet time in the morning so suits us both well.
    Glad to see the bars back open, I'll pop in for a beer or two when I have time
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    Just before the other bar burnt down, @Curious Always was talking about a road trip through California. (Hope I'm not breaking any rules here)
    Our only trip to America to date was Vegas, Grand Canyon, Frisco and then drove to Yosemite. Beautiful part of your country.
    I quite fancy a road trip along the Rockies, have you got more photos?
     
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    A man walks into a bar with a Giraffe which promptly collapses on the floor. The bar man says "Why's that lyin there"
    The man says "Its not a lion its a Giraffe"
     
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    I'll see what I can scrounge up!
     
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    Another one of those heater in the am, ac in the pm days in Texas. 82 degrees... nice!

    *finds hidden goodstuff*

    Ahhhhh, just what the doc ordered.

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    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
     
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    dammit.. what happened to that wonderful prose I typed out?! so I said .. yippers, folks here had parkas and heavy coat on this am, and I turned on my A/C 'bout and hour ago (then I added something about the extremes in weather being good for breaking down rocks, so in ten thousand years or so we'll have good soil out there in the desert)
     
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    So true about Texas weather...

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    So glad to hear that. If there's one thing I worry about, it's the quality of dirt in the desert 10000 yrs from now. Whew, Im so relieved!

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