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  1. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I'm killin' myself with this (*)(*)(*)(*) this morning. I better straighten up and fly right or Ill be staggering by 12 and double not givin' a (*)(*)(*)(*)in' (*)(*)(*)(*). Which could turn out quite well come to think of it. lmao Im thinkin out loud and typing.

    Dont like it? Fongool tah uooooo.
    As a matter of fact Im gonna type out loud all day today so if you cant stand me to begin with you're best to ignore me today and eat (*)(*)(*)(*) while you're doing it.


    Go hug an old person today.

    [video=youtube;RfwGkplB_sY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfwGkplB_sY[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    La.....da....da......da.....daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    I was gonna do jury duty but then I got high.

    WaaaaaDeeeer

    Case:
    Drug dealer.

    Lawyer for defendant:
    "Ms. Falena, could you explain to me why you have this level of education and ____________?

    Ms. Falena:
    Yes, its easily explained. Because I am not a degenerate drug selling scumbag and worked hard my whole life for what I have.

    Lawyer for defendant:
    You're dismissed.

    Bet your ass I am! lol

    'Course thats long before I learned southern demure.
    Had I known, I would have thrown in a "Bless their hearts". lol

    [video=youtube;InYNF5BC3ns]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InYNF5BC3ns[/video]
     
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  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    'mornin all. Kinda crazy around here today... but wanted to stop in and pat Falena on the head. Appears she could use a few strokes... :shocked:

    BBL
     
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  4. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Bless your heart, that is so kind of you.
    Thank you but Im fine. Just venting.
     
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  5. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    As long as you don't start crying like a little girl... I guess it's OK.

    ROFLMAO

    [video=youtube;YVBvy2cc0Io]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVBvy2cc0Io[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Ahahahahahaha
    God almighty that made me laugh out loud!
    I dont do the finger wipe thing. I let the tears run down my cleavage.


    So, you cooking for Thanksgiving?
     
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  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    No cooking here... but I did just order a turkey dinner to pick up next Wed.

    You cookin?
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Yeah, Im cooking and having something small here and will go visit my family afterwards.

    I know I asked this before but what kind of stuffing do you like? Is that stuffing cornbread? I do Italian sausage stuffing.
     
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  9. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Cornbread stuffing ('dressing' in the south, y'all) for me... yours sounds yummy, though. Do you actually stuff the turkey with it, or is it served as a side dish?
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    My grandmother use to stuff the turkey with it but I do it on the side. They like it better that way.
    I forgot its called dressing. Whats in it besides cornmeal?
    The sausage stuffing has staled good crusted Italian bread, Italian sausage, celery, onion, romano cheese, eggs and I use milk because my grandmother did but my sister used turkey broth. Mine was always better. lol
    Grandma's know best.
     
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    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    Looking into frying a turkey outside, dig a hole in the front yard and lower it in with a rope.

    There's many reports of house fires every thanksgiving from deep frying the turkey indoors, so its not best to do it indoors.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Anyone here ever type naked with an orange balanced on their heads? Im taking a survey.
     
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    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Never have, but its worth a try.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Sorry, got sidetracked...

    Yeah, cornbread dressing. When Mom made it, I was always the official taster... more sage? is the eternal question. We like lots o'sage down here.

    This is a good recipe, but we also add chopped boiled eggs. It's best if baked til there's a nice crunchy top. Mmmmm, dressin sammiches are goooooood!

    Southern Cornbread Dressing

    This home-style cornbread recipe is made with fresh cornbread crumbs and optional diced chicken.

    Yield: Serves 10 to 12

    Ingredients:
    •6 cups crumbled cornbread
    •3 cups soft bread crumbs
    •4 ounces butter
    •2 cups onion, chopped
    •2 cups finely chopped celery
    •3 to 4 cups chicken broth
    •2 cups chicken, diced, optional
    •1 heaping tablespoon dried sage, crumbled
    •1 1/2 teaspoons dried leaf thyme, crumbled
    •1 teaspoon dried marjoram, crumbled
    •1/2 teaspoon dried rosemary, chopped
    •1 teaspoon salt
    •1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
    •2 eggs, lightly beaten

    Preparation:

    Heat oven to 400ºF. In a large mixing bowl, combine the cornbread and white bread crumbs. In a saucepan over medium heat, sauté the onion and celery in butter until tender. Do not brown. Combine the sautéed vegetables with the bread mixture. Stir in chicken broth, using enough to moisten. Stir in the diced chicken, if using, and the seasonings and beaten eggs, blending well. Spread the mixture in a large shallow baking or roasting pan measuring about 10" x 15". Bake for 20 to 30 minutes.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Cellphone or laptop?
     
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    ?

    Like put a deep fat frier in with a turkey in it? In a hole outside?

    I am imagining a hole in the ground filled with oil and you dropping fire heated stones into it. Which I know can't be right.
     
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    I am from Missouri, you know the show me state. I would have to actually see those tears in your cleavage. LOL LOL

    I may be old but I'm sure as hell not dead yet either.
     
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    Looks like the old, but not dead, man is feeling much better these days.

    [video=youtube;mA67y3mqjMs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA67y3mqjMs[/video]

    Why did I post this? No idea.
     
    Shangrila, Nov 17, 2012
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    Its a big pot that we will fill with oil, and dig a hole in the front yard so if anything spills nothing catches on fire. When this is done inside, the oil is heated to above the flaming point, and if it touches any flammable surface is it will start a fire quickly and it has the potential to spread very quickly as well.

    So doing this outside prevents the risk of fire, its the first time I can't find anyone that sells fried turkeys nearby here.

    late edit: Oh and it will be heated with charcoal like a grill, and there is going to be a metal grill on top for the pot to level on. It will be like an open grill in a pit, with a pot sitting on top the grill.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Luby's Cafeterias sell whole fried turkeys... jus sayin. That's a lotta trouble for a bird, LM. How much is the oil, about $50?

    Speaking of holidays... this is cute if anybody wants to make 'em for Christmas. Better hurry if you're gonna use HoHo's though.

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    Still a Ho, butt dressed up as a penguin

    Luv it!
     
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    " Looks like the old, but not dead, man is feeling much better these days "


    Yeah you got that one right my dear. And to top it off I chased Linda around the kitchen today. Caught her to. But I'll be danged if I can remember what it is I am supposed to do after catching her. Can somebody please help me out with this one.
     
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    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    Thanks will check it out, and pre order one. gosh the bar is moving slow its usually several pages ahead after I last post.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Im gonna make that next time I make corn bread and have some leftover.

    Thanks
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Ahahahahahahaha!!!!


    The very first defibrillator was cleavage. That is a little know fact.

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    You must be a really old timer...my sister (aka Staff Nurse) said that is always the last thing to go in a man...
     
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