Smartie's Hi Life Bar & Grill #45

Alright folks, time to spruce up a little and enjoy a bit of the hi life.

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Ladies, how long's it been since you put on that lil black dress, stockings, high heels... and enjoyed a night on the town? Gentlemen, how long's it been since... you changed your underwear?

LOL, j/k, everybody's welcome here. We'll even give you a free ride home if you over-indulge!



Talk about anything EXCEPT politics and we'll all get along just fine.

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Kitchen's always open. Anybody hungry? How 'bout a burger with that beer?

 

Is this classy enough for you gals.

 

Is this classy enough for you gals.

 

Looks pretty classy to me. After all, he's wearing a tie.

 

Starving like these guys, lets eat before its too late

 

I'll leave this in here in case I need it later, thanks smartie.

 

Good morning! Figured I better give this bar a bump so y'all can find it!

Public service announcement this morning. Got this via email... good to know. Spend a few min watching... might save somebody's life.

http://ahsc.arizona.edu/node/730

 

Good morning everybody. Say, how's about some danish for breakfast today.

 

Too pretty to eat! OK, so I'll force myself!

 

Hope I'm dressed okay for this joint. Are biker leathers allowed?

Afternoon y'all! Busy Monday morning. The "children" are back, oh boy. Parking is worse than ever. Added about 25,000 students but no more parking spaces. Academia at its best.

 

Hiya Kimi!! I had a tough time getting here myself this morning. We're having our semi-annual food drive and I bought a bunch of stuff yesterday to bring in today. Didn't figure on how heavy it was, combined with purse and tote bag... I really needed a pack mule. Got smart and pulled up in front of the bldg and unloaded the food first... left it with the guard to, um, guard, til I parked the car and got back to pick it up.

Wore out by the time I got to my desk.

Is it time to go home yet?

*note to self: next food drive, buy boxes of cereal, not canned goods*

 

LOL...sounds like something I would do. What gets to me the most around here....I have to pay for my parking sticker, and then have to fight for a parking space. Either that, or get here 30 minutes early, which is what I do when school is in session. Grrrrrr....again, this would be a great job if not for the students..LOL

 

Old McDonald had a farm, e, i, e, i, o
And on that farm he had a

 

Calm down, there OT. Don't make me have to use that new CPR on you. Did you watch that vid? Might enable you to save somebody's life.

 

Two boys from Texas taking their GED together.........

One of the questions was, "What did Old McDonald have?"


One guy turns to his buddy and ask, "what did Old McDonald have"?

His buddy replies "you're really stupid!... everyone knows he had a farm!"

"oh yeah, a farm" replies the first guy.


... a minute or two passes... "How do you spell, Farm?"


Buddy replies, "*$^%@* dumbass! ... it's spelled e i e i o"


...they both failed the test.




Dam Texans!

Hi Smartie! ~ **HUG**

 

*groan*

 

Don't make me come over there!

*wags finger*

 

I'd woo you with leftover chicken & dumplins. Mmmmm, tasty lunch. Nearly worth all the trouble.

 

Awwwwwww **Big Smile**

*hug*



On second thought, I believe that was two ole boys from Arkansas! Yeah, that's right... Arkansas!

 

You're probably right. I'm from Texas, so I'll agree with you here....LOL

 

LOL

Hi Kimi! Nice to see you. Careful on that commute home this evening.

 

Hi there Ang....once I get off campus, I'm fine. Until I get off campus, I grind a little more enamel off my teeth....

 

We're getting sprayed again tonight. Hope nobody switched the mosquito killer to agent orange.

 

Hey y'all. Couldn't find my lil black dress, so the ragged ol jeans and shirt's gotta do for now.
Been sweating bullets trying to find y'all.

 

Well, hell... if you couldn't find it...

Ya look fine. Now where was this beach you ran on and did you bring us any poolboys?