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  1. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Gulf coast and no, I outran them. Wait a minute, that doesn't sound right, does it?
     
    Shangrila, Aug 20, 2012
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  2. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    You out-running 'em and Mary wearing 'em out... we can't get ahead here. Guess I'll call Kelly Boys tomorrow and order us up some temps. It's so hard to find good help nowdays...

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    Smartmouthwoman, Aug 20, 2012
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    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    agent orange for desert storm was known to cause multiple sclerosis and other disease, horrible thing there.

    but they feel the risk is worth it since so many cases of west nile virus in Tex. we had a couple deaths here, nothing like in texas
     
    liberalminority, Aug 20, 2012
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    Pants VS Panties....

    Mike was going to be married to Karen
    so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

    He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
    On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite,
    I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother,
    and said, 'Here, try these on.''

    She did and said, 'These are too big.
    I can't wear them.'

    I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
    this family and I always will.'

    Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

    'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

    So....On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
    'Here, try these on..!

    She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

    Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
    I don't want you to ever forget that.'

    Then Karen took off her panties and handed them
    to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine!

    Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

    Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,
    you never will.'
     
    old timer, Aug 21, 2012
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  5. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Ahhh, the times they are a'changin, huh OT?

    Good morning and welcome to Tuesday! Kenny Rogers b'day... he's 70 something.

    [video=youtube;1GVr1l7Xbko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GVr1l7Xbko&feature=related[/video]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Aug 21, 2012
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  6. Shangrila

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    Ah yes, KR, the 30's wannabe. If he keeps it up, he'll look like Dolly...minus the twins and the hair, of course.
    Was a good looking fella once, but just looks sad and artificial now. Kinda like a Madam Tusseau figurine.

    Morning all.
     
    Shangrila, Aug 21, 2012
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Good morning bar friends and others..lol

    Guess what I just ate? Half a cup of Ben and Jerry Pistashio ice cream. I got some nerve! lol Man was it good! I have no idea why I was craving ice cream. I hardly ever eat it. Shangrila sit back. Ill do an extra mile today. You take a break. lol

    So whats new bar friends and others? lol
    This joint smells like new shoes. Its a little too high class, no? Pinkies up?

    Ill be in the parking lot making sure no one pees on the side of any cars. Dirty bastid did that to me one time. I knew exactly who it was too. Know how? The prick was about 5' tall and the wet spot was the perfect height. A moment in time we both will never forget. Welcome ya bastid to a bucket of soap, water and a wild woman.



    G-L-O-R-I-A !!!!!! LMAO and God rest your soul my friend!
    WOoooo good times!

    [video=google;-1063893612084739337]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1063893612084739337[/video]
     
    Falena, Aug 21, 2012
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    Might have to get cookie dough ben jerrys now, have to get the enzymes ready. Remember the gold ole days, when whatever we said goes. Oh well, hope the new generation know what their doing, its looking rough right now. :flagus:

    [video=youtube;ec0XKhAHR5I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I[/video]
     
    liberalminority, Aug 21, 2012
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    Careful on that COMMUNE home this evening.
    Hmm ... how far away is Waco.?
     
    Foolardi, Aug 21, 2012
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    100 miles south of Dallas.

    Wanna go, Foolie? I'll pick ya up.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Aug 21, 2012
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    Women used to like the guy { kinda looked old even when he was 30'ish } because he
    wore an open collar shirt, showing off his grizzly bear chest.
    You'd niver catch a fellar fallin' fir that trick.
    That is why we had Burlesque back in the good old days.First and only one I ever went
    to was when I was a freshman { 14 yrs. old }.I asked a buddy to go with me.
    This buddy was real cocky.He was cracking jokes all the while in the Theatre.
    Usually the same joke. " What's that pencil doin' inn yer pants ! ".
     
    Foolardi, Aug 21, 2012
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    Did they ever bother to maybe make a shrine at that Waco site.
    Because the Government instigated that atrocity.
     
    Foolardi, Aug 21, 2012
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    Strange conversations this morning....I think we all must be confused in this hi life bar. Does this mean we don't get brownies?

    Morning y'all!
     
    Kimi, Aug 21, 2012
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    Nope, we gots to spice up the petit fours now
     
    Shangrila, Aug 21, 2012
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    I love petit fours....that's a great idea, Shang!
     
    Kimi, Aug 21, 2012
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    No shrine that I know of. Waco's a mile marker to most of us... 100 miles to Waco, another 100 miles to Austin, another 100 miles to San Antonio. Give or take a few feet.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Will those petit fours be made with 4 layers of brownies? If so, count me in!
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Aug 21, 2012
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    agreed, hi life or high life. haha.

    bless.
     
    liberalminority, Aug 21, 2012
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    Mmmm, grand brun fours. I like it.
     
    Shangrila, Aug 21, 2012
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    did somebody mention petite fours???????
    well here you go.. Enjoy>>>>>>>>>>>>.

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    old timer, Aug 21, 2012
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    I want just the plain white with that sugary icing. We always called them wedding cakes.
     
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    Well you just help yourself little darln, and after you finish with those maybe you might like to try one of these.


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    Petit fours in a high life bar is 4 really small people with hash.

    No?
     
    Falena, Aug 21, 2012
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    LMAO!! Yes, that's correct.
     
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    Oh....yuuuuuummmmmyyyyy!!!!
     
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