Smartie's Oasis Bar & Grill #27

Momma said no problem. Mainly cause she knows that I was corrupted long before she ever got her hooks into me. Are you sure that you didn't have a hand adding to my corruption just a little. lol

 

Moi? *adjusts halo*

I've tried to protect you from the wild women here.... *koff* Mary *koff* falena *koff* Shang *koff*....not to mention any names or anything.

 

Does that mean that you are trying to save me all for yourself? LOL

 

Glad you left me offa that list.

Wait... is loose & wild the same thing?

 

Oh heavens no! I've got my hands full with the one I have now. Besides, Mrs. OT seems to keep you in line pretty good.

 

Uh, no...not the same thing. Two different lists....

 

Good deal... I'm much too laid-back to be considered 'wild'.

 

LOL...love the sign! Reminds me of the unbearable heat this past summer and a pic I got in a text...map of the U.S. with huge letters across it "Just f***ing stay home"....simple, easy to understand for most folks.

 

Good morning, my wish of a good day, for each of you.

 

Thanks! I'll take the plain coffee. No foo foo stuff for me.

 

I need this and a big ol' slug of whiskey!!!! My trainer (aka hot young Marine guy) told me he is leaving the gym and going elsewhere.

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

 

Oh, and football stinks. At least the Patriots lost though.

 

Well she does try, bless her little old heart. But she says that I am still just like the western wind, wild and untamed, but she still loves me anyway.

 

Awwwww...so sorry, Mary. Here's your whiskey...enjoy!

 

If you got that spirit, it's good to have a mate that understands it, for sure. I had a friend tell a guy I was dating once to stop trying to fence me in because I'm like a wild little pony. Not bad, just free spirited.

 

Well we have been together now for 32 years. She tried for about 6 months then just gave up on me. I have 142 girlfriends and she knows each and everyone of them. They range in age from 8 years old up to 88 years old. And I love them all. One day she jokingly asked me which one I was going out with that night. I told her " Why would I want to go out for a macdonalds hamburger when I have a porter house steak at home. " She just smiled and said supper will be ready in a little while. I told her that it was my turn to cook and she smiled again and said no, not tonight it isn't."

 

I'm liking Mrs. OT more and more! You two seem to have what it takes, for sure.

 

Agreed! Nice to hear about a happy relationship!

 

I do thank you kind and lovely ladies for your comments. I will say this, as we both came off of bad marriages we knew what we didn't want. So as a result of it we now both work at it each and every day. We say thank you, please and your welcome. We never fail to tell each other that we love each other each and every day when we get up as well as when we go to bed. We still hold hands when we are walking. And I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is indeed the little things that can and do make a marriage. But it is something you have to work at every day.

 

AMEN! Give this man a beer!

 

*Clips, forwards to Kim Kardashian...*

 

LMAO!! The exact opposite of OT's union, for sure.

 

Do you have a brother?

 

OMG!!!

I was supposed to give a roadtest to this driver - this guy hasn't had a shower since Reagan was President! He stunk so bad that I had to go to the men's room and take a dump just to get some fresh air!

All kidding aside - I ended up refusing to test him. I told the company that I wasn't going to test him until he engaged in a little personal hygiene.

They're PO'd at me, but they sent him to the Ramada and told him to clean up and come back tomorrow.

 

Morning news had a snippet about training drivers in Dallas... did they happen to get your mug on camera?