So what do you sound like?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ay68TUnWId

 

Alright, I will now attempt to do an Australian accent, although I have no idea which type it will be like if any at all. Prolly just sound like an American trying to sound Australian. LOL!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13MOyAsdsfH

 

Not bad at all - And to my ears that would be a type 2 because you didn't over stress the vowels

 

Cool! I can do imitation Japanese accent too. My half-Japanese friend says it sounds just like Japanese except for the fact that it's complete gibberish. lol!

 

To my ear at least a lot of Americans over stress the accent and actually end up sounding more like South Africans than Australians.

 

OK, you talked me into an encore. This is a poem found in the novel Der Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R6MyepXuLk

My translation:

I, Steppenwolf, trot and trot,
The world covered in snow,
From the birch three flies the raven,
But nowhere a hare, nowhere a deer!
I am so in love with deer,
If only I could find one!
I would take it in my teeth, in my hands,
That is the most beautiful thing there is.
From the heart I would be so good to the lovely creature,
I'd bite deeply into her soft haunches,
Drink my fill of her bright-red blood,
Afterwards to howl the whole night through alone.
Even with a hare would I be satisfied,
Its warm flesh tastes sweet in the night –
Oh, has everything departed from me, then,
That makes living a little more joyous?
The hair is already grey on my tail,
And I cannot see so clearly anymore,
Years ago now my beloved wife died.
And now I trot and dream of deer,
Trot and dream of hares,
Hear the wind blowing in the wintry night,
Soothe my burning gullet with snow,
Bear my poor soul to the devil.

 

Are you German or did you study the language? =)

 

I sound lame

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I sound lame

 

The latter. I translate it to earn my bread these days.

I may have to take a stab at reading some Russian as well, but I'm much newer at that.

 

Nuh uh, Pepsi is better. Times infinity.

 

Come on, Unifier. We're all curious about what you sound like.

 

We're still waiting to hear your voice as well, it seems.

 

As a compliment, you do sound Austrian or Swiss, rather than someone who studied the language.

 

That's exactly what I read too.

Lol! You heard it here, folks! Pasi's into double penetration. I knew you were a freak.

I'll see what I can do for you guys. My mic sucks balls. I bought an external one because the one on my laptop was barely intelligible, and it only partially fixed the problem. I also have a tendency to plug it into the headphone jack by mistake. Which doesn't help things.

 

omg I love the diabeetus guy. lmao!

[video=youtube;CQR9aKj3_AE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQR9aKj3_AE[/video]

Woot, I am so glad you caught on to my lewd joke. lol

 

At least my voice isn't as high as it used to be.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jlaemxvp4B

 

You sound good. Don't worry about it.

 

You sound really nice. I just sound like the average 50 something guy.....

And - you get a gold star for the most original thread I've seen in years.

 

Well to be fair it was either this one or "what do you smell like". I think she made the right call.

 

I think someone should make a "what do you look like" thread, even though I don't have the balls to show myself on here.

 

Sweet! I got a shout out. \m/\m/

Lol! Yeah, I don't see that one going too well. I'm either Axe or sweat depending on if it's before or after the gym.

No (*)(*)(*)(*), dude? I thought your original av was you. Wow. I've had some people say the same thing about me, though.

 

This is a fun thread. Finally got around to doing this: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsi3CwNkac

 

Since you're already in China, how about sending some garlic chicken my way, side order
of egg drop soup.

 

Well, let's hear it, Uni! Let's hear those pipes. Because of your AV, I of course imagine you sounding like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

 

I could probably gargle some gravel and pull that off.