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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    They weren’t cannibals were they?
     
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    No, freedom fighters.
     
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    Gawd!
     
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    * Gawdess
     
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    A brunette, a red head, and a blonde were having a very interesting conversation and it got around to their daughters. The brunette said, "I went in my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn't even know she smoked!"

    The red head said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a half-empty bottle of vodka! I didn't even know she drank!"

    Then the blonde burst out and said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a pack of condoms, half-empty, I didn't even know she had a penis!"
     
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    What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?



    You can negotiate with a terrorist.
     
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    After 4 weeks of quarantine at my casa:

    Me: Hey, you wanna play the rape game?

    Mrs. BB: What the f**k? No, get away from me!

    Me: Yeah, baby, that's the way to get into it.
     
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    They're meant to be Aussie Police if I'm not much mistaken

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    Proud to be so!
     
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    I have a real issue with offensive jokes.
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    They're never offensive enough for me.
     
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    Very clever!
     
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    BWAHAHA
     
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    Weird. A few weeks ago I watched a show, Westworld I believe, where an actor showed off his mask collection and his pride and joy was a Chokwe mask. Then the last book I read had a murderer in it wearing a Chokwe mask.
    I'm sure by now you've identified my avatar as a Chokwe mask and not really a picture of me. Now this thread is on about cannibals. The Chokwe are cannibals and file their teeth to points like in the masks.
    This is approaching Twilight Zone for me.
     
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    Don’t open the door and don’t go into the cellar!
     
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    I thought it was a selfie
     
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    A common mistake. It's the eyes.
     
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    Huh. I was fooled by that Medusa hair style.
     
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    A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later.
    "Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty diapers!" the doc says.
    "Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled.
    "No, you've got bowel cancer."
     
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    Just got some bad news from the doctor on my last visit.
    Doc: Hey, you've got to stop masturbating
    Me: That's terrible Doc, Why??
    Doc: Because it makes the patients in my waiting room uncomfortable.
     
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    You know what I hate most about vegetables?



    Changing their diapers. :(
     
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