The difference between Conservatives and Liberals

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants meat products banned.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he tries to better his situation.
A liberal wants to know who is going to fix it for him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals want those they don’t like to be silenced.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
If a liberal is a non-believer he wants any mention of religion silenced.

If a conservative needs health insurance he shops for it, or looks for a job that will provide it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us provide for it.

A conservative will read this and will forward it, so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will read this and delete it, because he’s offended.

 

Excellent comparison, bodyforlife!

 

Nice list

 

How true.....

 

This was also very good!
It is a little bit different than the first one!

 

NICE!! Is there a liberal counter?

 

Yeah. I think the list is ignoring reality.

 

How bout...

If a liberal get's pregnant, she can simply have the baby shredded and suck out of her.

But if a conservative get's pregnant, everyone makes her carry the baby to term.

 

Scientists have found that people with conservative views have brains with larger amygdalas, almond shaped areas in the centre of the brain often associated with anxiety and emotions.

On the otherhand, they have a smaller anterior cingulate, an area at the front of the brain associated with courage and looking on the bright side of life.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...litical-views-hard-wired-into-your-brain.html

In my experience, conservatives are generally far more insecure than liberals. This study seems to show why.

 

Conservatives will punch you in the mouth.
Liberals will hire someone to punch you in the mouth.

 

And a Liberal can find lists of humorous sayings, which will likely annoy and offend Conservatives as well.

One thing for certain: BOTH Liberals and Conservatives are 'human'. There's more in-common than many will ever admit.

 

Oh sure, play the "race" card

 

Ha-Ha!! I'm certain that we all are human. Aren't we??

 

Where did you copy and paste this from? I've seen it before.

 

I have two missing knuckles to prove thats not true....

 

Wow, you make liberals seem bossy, like they want to run other peoples lives according to their own preferences.

 

Learn how to throw a punch then.

 

Yes, and they have the backing of big government to help them secure those personal preferences. Great list by the way, and spot on in every category. Libs must be so proud of themselves and of their current nanny.

 

Current legislation passed in many states... shows that each party wields "big government" in somewhat similar ways. The distinctions lie in the goals set.

Not all Americans want the same things, and ANY poll will prove that is true.

 

Just curious, in what way(s) does the Republican Party seek 'big government' to help further their personal agenda(s)?

 

I am tired to see every week a new post with this nonsense.

Aren't you tired to use every week the same arguments? And the worst that are false. I don't need to lose time answering this, just understand a thing all that is a false statement.

 

Prohibiting abortion
Teaching creationism is schools
Wanting prayer in schools
Backing Israel in furtherance of their rapture fantasies
Wanting to prohibit gay marriage
Preventing gays from serving in the military
Preventing the construction of mosques

To name a few.

 

Finnbow, many people in America today find it is a lot easier to blame others than to take personal responsibility for their actions. Casey Anthony is a perfect example of the liberal mindset. She expected everyone else to take care of her and often was too lazy to work.

She also felt she was “entitled” to the checkbook and the credit account of her girlfriend! A typical liberal if there ever was one!

Bill Cosby also had a lot to say on this very subject.

Please listen to his words of wisdom!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gh3_e3mDQ8"]YouTube - ‪Bill Cosby Famous Pound Cake Speech‬‏[/ame]

 

Gingrich??? I boned all those gals due to love of country.

 

That's just social conservatives; hypocritical in my opinion.