After it's been turned into a cube by the crusher at the Learjet graveyard. I'll pay the operator a bit to take it a little easy and bulk that cube up. More cube space, less TFG space.
Nah, they'll just paint a plastic toy for him and say that they have a machine that can miniaturize things like that. He'll believe them.
Speaking of "adding gasses", you all remember when Joseph Biden broke wind in conspicuous fashion before royalty in Scotland - at a climate meeting? True story. I can't make this stuff up.
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets you are a terrible person. I don't care how busy you are, make time to microwave them.
When the Moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, That's amore. When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek, That's a moray. Ha! Made you sing!
Yes, Virginia, there is a Hell. As we were pulling out of the driveway for the two hour drive to a family reunion, my daughter (then five) said "Don't turn on the radio, Daddy. I have a harmonica I can play for us."
My Granddaughter asked me what I knew about Galileo. I told her he was a poor boy from a poor family.
I called my lady friend from the gym, asking where she was. She told me something came up. I guess we're not going to work out.
There was a knock at the door. I opened it, and found a snail on the porch. I picked it up and threw it as far as I could. Two years later, there was another knock. It was the same snail. He said "Now what the hell was that all about?"
A politician was at the state fair milking a cow as all good 'ol boys have to do. He stated: If you don't believe their are two genders, go over there and milk that bull!
I got asked what I'd do if I saw Joe Biden being attacked by a dangerous mob, "I'd contact the police, " I said, "In fact, I'd even put a first class stamp on the letter".
"Little Bunny Foo Foo" -or so she called it, really just breathing in and out thru the instrument- on repeat nonstop for 2 hours.
