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  1. MMC

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    Huh.....what, what was that again? [​IMG]
     
    MMC, Feb 21, 2019
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    Cmon now.....I'm a Leg Man. No really I am. :rolleyes:

     
    MMC, Feb 21, 2019
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    Pardom Me Moi ... Butts I still don't knowed what a Justin Timberlake is.
    Some kind of New York finger lake.? Where even the fish tend to backsass.
     
    Foolardi, Feb 21, 2019
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    She quite the Jazz Guitarist.No Kiddin'.
     
    Foolardi, Feb 21, 2019
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    That's okay.....I know the Heineken maneuver. :razz:
     
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    <<<<< Kicks Jukebox. [​IMG]

     
    MMC, Feb 21, 2019
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Srsly? Whassup? :shock:
     
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    A drill. That base takes security pretty serious. Lots of secrets there.
     
    Crownline, Feb 22, 2019
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good Friday mornin yall. Up early on my day off since we're puttin on the ritz today. Bday lunch for bff @ NM. Best part, I get to drive us there in her brand new Cadillac sedan. Will we be lunchin in high cotton or what?

     
    Smartmouthwoman, Feb 22, 2019
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    Leftovers. You promised me leftovers......
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Will bring velvet doggie bag. :cool:
     
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    What.....ya aint going out wearing Fruit of the Loom T Shirts are ya's. Wheres my invite. If so, I promise not to bring any 2 liter water bottles. :razz:
     
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    Oh......uhoo CD! [​IMG]
     
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    Not true.
    I was plenty worried when you were at the Texas State Fair when 'ol Big Tex caught fire. I was worried as hell hoping you were not lighting your cigarette near him. I was relieved to read it was an electrical fire.
    Weren't you?
    You don't have to answer that.
    The investigation is over.
    Id leave it at that.
     
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    They seriously didnt want you to go home early. They locked the place down. That's impressive.
     
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    What is that biohazard on the console?
     
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    A Gentleman never tells.....so see, she leaned over and committed a crime.

    Spilt my coffee. :razz:
     
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    I always keep a straw in the glove compartment for when that happens.
     
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    Oh and what else do you keep in there?

    Ya knows its not good to eat day old cheeseburgers, Right? :razz:
     
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    Lets see, I also have the car registration, insurance card, AAA bond card, a straw, a pack of Violet chiclets, some pepperoni, provolone and crackers in a ZipLock bag and a paper clip in case I need to start a fire.
    How about you?
     
    Falena, Feb 22, 2019
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    Notice how I almost NEVER have my " Id " used for a Likes.
    I kinda like that.
     
    Foolardi, Feb 22, 2019
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    No hand sanitizer?
     
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    That's what the windshield wiper stuff is for. It says it has alcohol in it.
     
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    What no heels and that lil Black dress? Tsk tsk.

    I have the same ID's.....couple of pens and markers. A book of matches with a picture of a woman in High heels, corset and thigh highs, bic lighter(rarely used-so it works), Icebreaker mints, Axe Body Spray(travel size), Mailbox key, pair of Driving Gloves(leather), 2 clips of 9mm ammunition, and a flashlight.

     
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    Have you met a woman that likes the smell of any axe product? Might want to take a survey.
     
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