Smartie's Bar & Grill #71

Hmmm I don't see anything about if she is single. No mention of heels either. Makes me wary with the perks. KnowWhatiMean?

 

Oh that's an easy one.....I fail to see our Strange Brew Ladies in early making da coffee.

We might need a Virginia.

 

Man Uses Coffee Cup to Fight Off Wild Coyote.....

A Florida man used his coffee cup to protect himself and his dog from a wild and aggressive coyote while out on a walk.

“My dog and a coyote were standing face to face, fixing to go at it,” Pool told WESH …..snip~

https://start.att.net/news/read/cat...coffee_cup_to_fight_off_wild_coyote-rnewsweek


I think the reporter should have at least told people how he used his coffee cup. Splashing some Mountain Grown Folgers on the Coyote might do the trick. Just sayin.

 

You want to talk about a crazy ****ing week?

1. My cousin's 21st birthday was 6 days ago. I took him to LA as part of a trip we planned last year. Only had 3 days there so the jet lag wasn't fun but we made it work on little sleep
2. While in LA, my cousin (single) met this incredibly attractive woman, turns out she was on the show "House" among others. They are still texting each other...
3. Our last morning in LA we went to a "brunch" cafe- whatever that means. I kept hearing this man scream at his wife over and over again about their kid's problems at school. Guessing I was still drunk from the night before, but I approached him in rage. I said "If I hear you yell at this woman one more time, you won't have teeth to eat your toast with". I thought for sure the cops would be called but nothing further escalated.
4. Got home from LA jetlagged and I had to move from one city to another (had to meet the movers the next morning and do the whole process)
5. Move went well which is surprising
6. New town house has a massive leak in the master bathroom...less than 12 hours into living here.
7. Youtubed toilet leaks and after a couple hours, was able to make it worse
8. Called a contractor and billed the HOA folks (they pay for fixes in the first 90 days)
9. It's 10AM, feels like midnight given lack of sleep
10. It's 10AM and I'm cracking open a beer, watching Blades of Glory on DVD and then going to sleep

 

See that non functioning for the moment coffee maker over there >>>>>

 

I'd prefer no power to a tree on the house or vehicles.

 

I've been learning Nirvana lately and this is no exception.


This is something I sort of half learned real quick and this is me reciting it.

 

I have no idea what heaven will look like. But the material....it cost no money....it is good stuff and it looks good. I have about 400 sq ft of siding installed and it cost for sandpaper, screws...nails already bought ....and primer...beats paying 5.00 a square foot installed and still not painted.

 

Um ... I hate to break it to yuz,but Heaven is Free.In fact,no amount of
money can buy entry.In this Martin Luther was ahead of his time.
Cannot petition the Lord with other than prayer. Contemplatio ?
Nor the efficacy of Indulgences.
" As soon as the coin in the coffer rings,the soul from Purgatory springs."
I know,I know.Spring is a ways off.
Therefore to the Pub,one should stray.On The Lords Day.
A day of rest.

 

Whatever........

 

They do serve booze and one gf had 2 margaritas since it was Natl Margarita Day. She didnt buy all the make up, but did manage to spend over $500 (one bottle of cologne was $250). On the way home she told us what a bargain she got on bath gel... usually $100, on sale for $50. Srsly? $50 for something youre going to wash down the drain?

Im a tightwad in comparison to those 2. Just stick around to collect their crumbs. LOL

 

Geesh, MMC... the pot was all ready, couldnt you just push the button?

 

I have to take my dog to the vet and have her put down today. Something I’ve never done before. This is a chitty day.

 

Oh that's rough. Sorry.

 

I’m sad to hear that Crownline. I know you will miss her.

 

Very sorry to hear.The Sadest of sad days.This is where God and
Prayer come into play.You must search your soul for strength and
repose.Because Pets are God's gift to Humanity.
Give yer pet a nice resting place.Dig your own plot.Pick out
some nice stones to place on top.Make up a little coffin of sorts
and put in your pets stuff like a favorite toy and blanket.
In the least you will have showed God,that you cared enough.
That's the main thing.

 

Instantaneous migraine.

Just rub bacon on your neck. You'll attract any number of wimin.

 

So very sorry to hear that. My sincerest sympathies.

I am in the last days with one of my cats, it tears your heart out. But, they know they were loved, and left their paw prints on your heart.

Blessings.

 

So what you are saying is.....bacon, lettuce, and tomato on Toast, and your mine, huh?

 

Pretty darn close, I will admit.

 

Sorry to hear that Crownline. Hope you got pics of her and you together.

Always wish we could communicate with our animal family members. Get their thoughts on the matter.

 

<<<<< Makes note to splurge with the BLT Club.

 

So sorry. My poor Lucydog is 18 yrs old, blind & deaf. She still manages to get around, go outside to potty, etc. But last week, she walked in front of me when I had my hands full and caused me to fall. Luckily, my head hitting the refrigerator stopped me from hitting the floor....but yesterday, I blocked the door to the kitchen while I was cooking to be sure she wasnt underfoot. Her time is coming and I dread it.