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  1. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    A bottle of gin and we got a party!
     
    Falena, Feb 22, 2019
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    :roll:




    Must be my Sicilian B.O. mixed in. :razz:
     
    MMC, Feb 22, 2019
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Depends on what you are wearing. KnowWhatImean.

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    MMC, Feb 22, 2019
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Then its a jeans and work boot party.
    Grab a shovel.
     
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry I don't use the stuff around here. Otherwise CD, SMW, Falena, and Daisy would be dragging me to their Halter, uhm I mean Altar. :lol:
     
    MMC, Feb 22, 2019
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    And an Italian Woman with a shovel? :eek:….[​IMG]
     
    MMC, Feb 22, 2019
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    My wife and two adult daughters all find it off-putting. But if you think you got yourself a spray can of Spanish fly...go with it.
     
    Crownline, Feb 22, 2019
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    Must be the New Stuff. I don't use any of that. Mine is one of the Originals.

    I also have a couple aftershaves splash ons.

    Cologne.....now with an Italian woman. I would break out the Pierre Cardone. Oh uhoo Falena.

    For SMW I would use the Cool Wave Splash on.

    For CD......the Brut splash on.

    [​IMG]

    For Daisy.....I would go with the Old Spice. Anything else would be uncivilized. :lol:
     
    MMC, Feb 22, 2019
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    Crownline Banned at Members Request

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    Quite the connoisseur of the pimp oils I see.
     
    Crownline, Feb 22, 2019
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    Well the wimmens folks use those perfumes or body lotions. :omfg: Gotta fight fire with fire. :nod:
     
    MMC, Feb 22, 2019
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    Crownline Banned at Members Request

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    You should mix a 1/2 teaspoon of each together in a shot glass and wear that. You would be the chick magnet to envy.
     
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    Not with me ... you doesn't.
    I don't touch the stuff.
    I just as soon purchase a container of Acetone.
     
    Foolardi, Feb 22, 2019
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    I hear winning the lottery tends to do that. lol
     
    MMC, Feb 22, 2019
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    Oh yeah sure......so all the Strange Brew ladies took the night out on the town, huh?

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    Say Ma,guess what I learn't me at school yesterday.
    Harold,that is poor grammar.You should know better.
    It's Not ... " what I learn't me " but ... " what I learn't I ".
    Got it now Harold.?
    Okey Dokey Ma.
    I guess Me better learn't to use more rich grammar,huh Ma.
    That's my Boy ... Harold.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good mornin, Saturday heads. Just put on a pot of java. Big time @ NM yesterday... went for lunch, got home @ 4. One gf tried out some new makeup and bought everything they put on her, without asking price. Nearly fainted when her bill was nearly $2K. Glad shes got plenty of dough!

    No doggie bag, ate every bite of filet salad.. sorry. :)

    20190222_120504.jpg
     
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    You don't like the taste?
    Ive never had gin unless it was in a mixed drink and I didn't know it.
     
    Falena, Feb 23, 2019
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    Perk.....Did someone mention coffee.
     
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    Next time make them put your hamburger together, not just thrown around the plate.
     
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    Say what 2k on make up? Sounds like she needs a conservative in her life. Is she good looking and single? Whats she look like in heels? Better yet what does she look like without makeup. [​IMG]
     
    MMC, Feb 23, 2019
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Shes beautiful inside & out... and ya dont get more consv than her. It was a weak moment for her. We'll laff about it from now on. Two jars of some 'wrinkle cream' were $500 and $590 a jar. How friggin crazy is that?

    Two gfs spent enough big bucks, me & the other tightwad got bonus totebags w/samples of the stuff we couldnt afford.

    Chili dogs for dinner. My how the mighty have fallen. ;)
     
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    saveliberty, Feb 23, 2019
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    It has been raining for days. The rivers are flowing out of the banks and it has been a muddy mess outside. I have an area sheltered against the weather and have set up a place to sand the heart pine. Got quite a bit done. It might be faster to run it through a planer but some of the metal is hard to find and would ruin a planer blade. Sand first...plane later. I have decided to use some on the guest bedroom floor. That house had t&g walls, floors, and ceilings. Lost a lot from temite damage and rot but we saved a lot too. As soon as it dries out some I will go back to work on what is left of the old house. Got bricks and block to get yet....and some more wood.
     
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    I fail to see ... { feel free to finish that thought }
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Let me take a wild stab here.You have definite plans as to what and
    how Heaven will look.Is that about right.?
    You ain't one them type who insist on using an old toothbrush,
    because it only makes sense.They need to be properly broken-in.
     
    Foolardi, Feb 24, 2019
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